morostheos Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 (edited) These are really funny! I didn't get them all, but I'm sure some of you might. :D Top Ten Conservative Catholic Pickup Lines 10. May I offer you a light for that votive candle? 9. Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we're having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing? 8. Sorry, but I couldn't help notice how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper. 7. What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this? 6. You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common! 5. Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown. 4. I bet I can guess your confirmation name. 3. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes. 2. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time? 1. Confess here often? Edited August 16, 2003 by morostheos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carson Weber Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 I just thought it would be appropriate to mention that those are the product of Patrick Madrid's imagination. Just giving credit where it's due.. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperdulia again Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 those are funny here are more: Nice bible. I would like to pray with you. You know Jesus? Hey, me too! God told me to come talk to you. I know a church where we could go and talk. How about a hug, sister/brother? Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy. Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta hug! Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study? I am here for you. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner? You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither. You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight? Is it a sin that you stole my heart? Would you happen to know a Christian man/woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot? Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do". Do you believe in Divine appointment? Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before? (For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name. You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian. Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath. What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark. from:http://www.catholic-pages.com/dir/humor.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 wow thanks carson! i didn't know those were patrick madrid! thats cool! i know i got them from a catholic magazine (don't know the name) since i've had those too for away anyways thats neat cuz next week im'goign to his conference! whoo hoo! oh and hyper! those were funny! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claudine Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 6. You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common! 5. Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown. These are the BEst! Nice Guys Nice! BlesSings! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A0N7G Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 (For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA That is classic!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiddkapps Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA That is classic!!! :D The rib one is classic. I agree. So Phat it makes a whale look like it was on weight watchers. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carson Weber Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Here you go.. I found the source: http://www.envoymagazine.com/topten/pickup.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 Here you go.. I found the source: http://www.envoymagazine.com/topten/pickup.htm Carson, you're a genius !!!! How do you do it....just FIND stuff ....I never can. ...!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carson Weber Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 Magic. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
immaculata Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 I should try some of those lines next time I'm at Mass.. I'm in need of a rebound boy.. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 i thought the Top Ten List for Bud was funny! my sister sent me the link, it was sent in the newsletter.... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Conquers Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 " I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
immaculata Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 " I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way!" LOL!!!!!!!! :D :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 " I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way!" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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