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Should Bears Be Mandatory?


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[quote name='kafka' timestamp='1290054194' post='2187779']
the bear could catch you salmon to eat.

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It could but can the bear start fires?

[quote name='Micah' timestamp='1290056690' post='2187794']
I heart the pig/cat
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Its a petting zoo of course you Heart it

[quote name='rhetoricfemme' timestamp='1290094455' post='2187842']
Is that guy trustfalling into a bear?! Hardcore.
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Ummmm It's :nuke: [size="7"][color="#FF0000"]SUPER HARDCORE[/color]!!![/size] :nuke:
[quote name='Micah' timestamp='1290132446' post='2187961']
I don't like the hamster...

[img]http://climateprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/polar-bear-tongue.jpeg[/img]
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WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE THE HAMSTER! :bash:

[quote name='Klaudi87' timestamp='1290197748' post='2188073']
A nice fuzzy little bear.....
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WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU HAVE SEEN A "Nice Fuzzy little bear" ? :blink:

[quote name='Hinter dem Horizont' timestamp='1290198439' post='2188075']
Soon as I saw that it was posted by pvtmiller I knew it was going to be hilarious and ridiculous hahaha.

I'd take the bear to University and get it to eat every pair of Uggs out there!!
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:dance3: I know i am awesome :wave:

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[color=#595959][font=arial, verdana, sans-serif][size=4][quote]WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE THE HAMSTER![/quote][/size][/font][/color]
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[font="arial, verdana, sans-serif"][size="4"][color="#595959"][size=4]They're shady creatures, lurking in their little sawdust piles with their little beady eyes. I'd feed them to my cat. [/size][/color][/size][/font][img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/kitten.gif[/img]

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[quote name='pvtmiller' timestamp='1290205966' post='2188083']
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU HAVE SEEN A "Nice Fuzzy little bear" ? :blink:

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When I googled baby bears :dance4: ....
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Destroyer of Heretics

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[url="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2006-09-26-teddy-bear_x.htm"]http://www.usatoday....eddy-bear_x.htm[/url] [/b][/size][/font]

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Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam

Bears are godless, killing machines. They are the Number 3 threat to America. Robots are the Number 2 threat to America, and the Number 1 Threat to America: ROBOT BEARS!!!!
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_an7-7YCSoYY/TJLvNEm3WEI/AAAAAAAABLo/iadGJrI_9I8/s1600/colbert-bears-threatdown.jpg[/img]

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[quote name='Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam' timestamp='1290405063' post='2188534']
Bears are godless, killing machines. They are the Number 3 threat to America. Robots are the Number 2 threat to America, and the Number 1 Threat to America: ROBOT BEARS!!!!
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Bears are magnificent animals, they are majestic and powerful yet still maintaining raw beauty. The only redeeming value for the state of California is the fact that the state animal is a bear, beyond that it could fall into the sea as far as I care. Bears will not harm you needlessly, only if they feel threatened or hungry! To be safe never approach a bear seeming either threatening or food-like and you will be fine. Contrary to a popular myth you should not play dead when approached by a bear, stand your ground, raise your voice and charge the bear throwing punches and kick at the bears private areas, sure you will still be killed, but you will go out like a man and maybe even get a good shot in and stun the bear for a moment or two before he eats you and then the bear will respect you and know you was not just another wimpy tourist laying on the ground playing dead, rather you were a meal worth fighting for. There is something to be said for earning the respect of the bear, when you go before God he may feel more merciful knowing that you are not a wimp and went out with a fight instead of a wussy wimper.

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I love bears. It will be great when the time comes that "the lion will lay down with the lamb" and we can play with all the critters without getting hurt. :-)

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[quote name='Rebecca2009' timestamp='1290432240' post='2188564']
I love bears. It will be great when the time comes that "the lion will lay down with the lamb" and we can play with all the critters without getting hurt. :-)

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Wimmin' shoo! :crazy:

ed

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I think robot bears would be awesome
You could program them to do crazy stuff

[img]http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/robot-bear-small.jpg[/img]

:woot:

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[quote name='eustace scrubb' timestamp='1290454416' post='2188612']
I like Stephen Colbears more.
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Is it a robot bear?

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