I Am Dumb

[Micah]

either that or they're marshmellows.. [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/like3.gif[/img]

[sidemunch88]

or coagulated milk

[ardillacid]

c[i][/i]heese, I miss it :weep:

[Ed Normile]

[quote name='kafka' timestamp='1289890144' post='2187397']
I am going to humiliate myself and open myself as a target to everyone because I deserve it.

I am dumb, white trash, short-sighted, idiotic, fallen, limited, stupid, not so clever, not so practical, uneducated, weak, slow, very slow, and so on. If there is anything good it must surely come from someone beyond me.



I have come to this conlusion after many years of studying myself.

It still shows up even when I try to hide it in the lame board, and be funny and cool, which I really am not. I try to hard and often slip over the edge. I really just want to love everybody, be loved and be fun and get a laugh from myself and out of others.

Do you still love me? Please?


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Huh?, I thought you were created in God's image.

ed

[Ed Normile]

[quote name='pvtmiller' timestamp='1289971200' post='2187543']
were you around for this?
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Kaasmarkt2_close.jpg/800px-Kaasmarkt2_close.jpg[/img]
[/quote]


You mean the great coagulated milk miracle where 14 dozen wheels of coagulated milk appeared on the street neatly stacked in groups of twelve? I was there, I was the very first thing in front of the wagon behind the scientist and luigi, who were sent by the church to investigate the miracle.

ed

[Archaeology cat]

[sidemunch88]

[quote name='notardillacid' timestamp='1289974512' post='2187585']
c[i][/i]heese, I miss it :weep:
[/quote]
Me dos

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Edited November 17, 2010 by pvtmiller

[Luigi]

[quote name='Ed Normile' timestamp='1289977828' post='2187596']
"...behind the scientist and luigi, who were sent by the church to investigate the miracle."

ed
[/quote]

I think I represent that remark! And, just for the sake of respect, could we CAPITALIZE Luigi?

[Luigi]

[quote name='Ed Normile' timestamp='1289977828' post='2187596']
You mean the great coagulated milk miracle where 14 dozen wheels of coagulated milk appeared on the street neatly stacked in groups of twelve? I was there, I was the very first thing in front of the wagon behind the scientist and luigi, who were sent by the church to investigate the miracle.

ed
[/quote]


Incidentally, the scientist and Luigi, sent by the Church to investigate the miracle, have determined that these are indeed cheeses of Nazareth.

[sidemunch88]

Awesome!

[Ed Normile]

[quote name='Luigi' timestamp='1290055841' post='2187788']
Incidentally, the scientist and Luigi, sent by the Church to investigate the miracle, have determined that these are indeed cheeses of Nazareth.
[/quote]

Comical !! In the words of Mr. Monk " I lol'd out loud."

ed

Edited November 25, 2010 by Ed Normile

[Winchester]

[quote name='Micah' timestamp='1289967933' post='2187522']
I do!

We all smell of elderberries in our own way. I'm an arrogant, insecure, self-deprecating, pretentious, unsettled, and oftentimes selfish, jerk. But we all rock in our own ways too! Like you bring me some small measure of happiness from your lame posts. [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/dance.gif[/img]

So... rock on... on the rock! (see what I did thar)
[/quote]
What really smells of elderberries is your avatar.

[Ed Normile]

[quote name='Winchester' timestamp='1290801532' post='2189401']
What really smells of elderberries is your avatar.
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Winchester, I rarely have occasion to disagree with you, BUT, I have spent the last few moments with my nose pressed up against my monitor sniffing micahs avatar and could discern no smell of any type of berry at all! Although my effort was not totally for naught as I did discern an undeniable need for toothpaste coming from my masticating orifice.

ed

[rachael]