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kafka

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I am going to humiliate myself and open myself as a target to everyone because I deserve it.

I am dumb, white trash, short-sighted, idiotic, fallen, limited, stupid, not so clever, not so practical, uneducated, weak, slow, very slow, and so on. If there is anything good it must surely come from someone beyond me.

:ohno:

I have come to this conlusion after many years of studying myself.

It still shows up even when I try to hide it in the lame board, and be funny and cool, which I really am not. I try to hard and often slip over the edge. I really just want to love everybody, be loved and be fun and get a laugh from myself and out of others.

Do you still love me? Please?

:lol:

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I do!

We all smell of elderberries in our own way. I'm an arrogant, insecure, self-deprecating, pretentious, unsettled, and oftentimes selfish, jerk. But we all rock in our own ways too! Like you bring me some small measure of happiness from your lame posts. [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/dance.gif[/img]

So... rock on... on the rock! (see what I did thar)

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[quote name='pvtmiller' timestamp='1289970039' post='2187531']
:unsure: :pinch: :flex2: :cry: :cupid: :mail: :pope2: :bananarap: :dancer2: :farmer: :blink:
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pvt.miller is shy and (constipated?) but he works out to hide the sadness until the day he falls so in love he eats his mail and tells his priest, who is in fact a black, thug, banana who likes dancing and farming, which is all overwhelmingly confusing for the last smiley. [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/smile2.gif[/img]

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[quote name='pvtmiller' timestamp='1289970958' post='2187539']
:blink: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :blink:
[/quote]

Oh! I got this one! Caterpillar :)

[img]http://www.thekidswindow.co.uk/images/CMScontent/Image/caterpillar.jpg[/img]

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were you around for this?
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Kaasmarkt2_close.jpg/800px-Kaasmarkt2_close.jpg[/img]

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Is that coagulated milk!?!?! Oh man I love coagulated milk! [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/dance5.gif[/img]

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