Litany To Mikolbe

[kafka]

MIkolbe, Italian Stallion, pray for us
MIkolbe, the Dude, pray for us
MIkolbe, California Dreamer, pray for us
MIkolbe, King of Spoonlessness, pray for us,
MIkolbe, Fearless Moderator, pray for us,
MIkoble, balding fan of bald Picard, pray for us
MIkoble, Homo erectus pekinensis, pray for us,
MIkolbe, fraudelent voter, pray for us,
MIkolbe, sentimental slob, pray for us,
MIkolbe, lover of 80s videos, pray for us,
MIkolbe, Maverick reborn, pray for us,

From the clutches of dairygirl, deliver us,
From horrid kittie pics, deliver us,
From the evil lurkers of Open Mic, deliver us,
From the political ravings of Sternhauser, deliver us,
From absurd debates of Catholic history, deliver us,
From the burning of the Inquisition, deliver us,
From all holy rollers, deliver us,
From all pious snobs, deliver us,
From all ultra-conservatives and ultra-liberals, deliver us,
From all Medjugorje haters, deliver us!!!!!!
From creepy crawlie long leggedy beasties who lurk in the night, deliver us.

slayer of spam, pray for us,
sabatoger of posts, pray for us,
arch enemy of kafka, pray for us,
benefactor of lyopsuction, pray for us,
supporter of sorrowing phatmassers, pray for us,
warrior of racoons, pray for us,
herald of Rachael's fierceness, pray for us,
lover of all lamers, pray for us,
good and amiable friend, pray for us,
chump of the world to come, pray for us,

Moderator of Phatmass, who rules over all with a serene click of the keypad, have mercy on us.
Moderator of Phatmass, who sees all things and knows not how to respond,
have mercy on us,
Moderator of Phatmass, who brings out the very best in all of us,
rest in peace.

Edited November 13, 2010 by kafka

[Pontifite 7 of 10]

...now I can't decide which of you is lamer.
MIkolbe, for needing a litany.
Or You, for havng the time to make this.

[rachael]

kafka has an overwhelming amount of free time.

Edited November 13, 2010 by rachael

[dominicansoul]

"rest in peace?"

did i miss some devastating news????

[MissScripture]

[quote name='dominicansoul' timestamp='1289662219' post='2186904']
"rest in peace?"

did i miss some devastating news????
[/quote]
No, he just likes to take naps.

[kafka]

my brain works pretty quick in the dead of the night.

[kafka]

[quote name='dominicansoul' timestamp='1289662219' post='2186904']
"rest in peace?"

did i miss some devastating news????
[/quote]
a little flourish at the end

[IgnatiusofLoyola]

[quote name='kafka' timestamp='1289679326' post='2186926']
a little flourish at the end


[/quote]

Perhaps something more along the lines of "Grant us thy peace" (or something similar) would have been more appropriate as a last line. Just a thought.

I figure that either your brain had finally gone dead (because the rest of your litany was quite witty and clever), or you were so tired you allowed yourself to post your inner death wish towards MIKolbe on a public forum.

However YOU feel, I'd like to keep MIKolbe around, and I suspect his wife and daughters feel that way (at least most of the time). If nothing else, I want to keep MIKolbe alive because I think that, with Addie's continued "training" of her father, MIKolbe has an excellent chance of greatly improving what is already excellent, and I want to see the results of Addie's always excellent work.

Edited November 13, 2010 by IgnatiusofLoyola

[ardillacid]

This is disturbing.

[MIKolbe]

ikr

[IgnatiusofLoyola]

Pushed the wrong key.

Edited November 13, 2010 by IgnatiusofLoyola

[kafka]

[quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' timestamp='1289681580' post='2186929']
Perhaps something more along the lines of "Grant us thy peace" (or something similar) would have been more appropriate as a last line. Just a thought.

I figure that either your brain had finally gone dead (because the rest of your litany was quite witty and clever), or you were so tired you allowed yourself to post your inner death wish towards MIKolbe on a public forum.

However YOU feel, I'd like to keep MIKolbe around, and I suspect his wife and daughters feel that way (at least most of the time). If nothing else, I want to keep MIKolbe alive because I think that, with Addie's continued "training" of her father, MIKolbe has an excellent chance of greatly improving what is already excellent, and I want to see the results of Addie's always excellent work.
[/quote]


are we still in the lame board?

[IgnatiusofLoyola]

[quote name='kafka' timestamp='1289688739' post='2186956']


are we still in the lame board?
[/quote]

You're here, and it's your thread, so I guess we are on the lame board. Since you apparently think my post above was lame (and I wouldn't necessarily disagree), then it was posted in exactly the right place.

I told you not to underestimate me, philosopher boy.

However, I called your MIKolbe litany "witty and clever" and meant it, so I'm not sure why you're posting mean stuff about my posts. I can be snarky, too, but I don't think it's that much fun, and I get tired and bored of it pretty quickly. (In fact I'm already bored.) I'd rather be witty, funny and nice, not snarky. However, other people like being snarky, and that's cool, because it's an important part of the Lame Board. So, I think I'll pull out for tonight.

Edited November 14, 2010 by IgnatiusofLoyola

[kafka]

[quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' timestamp='1289699938' post='2187018']
You're here, and it's your thread, so I guess we are on the lame board. Since you apparently think my post above was lame (and I wouldn't necessarily disagree), then it was posted in exactly the right place.

I told you not to underestimate me, philosopher boy.

However, I called your MIKolbe litany "witty and clever" and meant it, so I'm not sure why you're posting mean stuff about my posts. I can be snarky, too, but I don't think it's that much fun, and I get tired and bored of it pretty quickly. (In fact I'm already bored.) I'd rather be witty, funny and nice, not snarky. However, other people like being snarky, and that's cool, because it's an important part of the Lame Board. So, I think I'll pull out for tonight.
[/quote]
I like snarkiness

I'm just testing the waters. No need to get all up at arms. I will find a way to get under your skin sooner or later.



btw thanks for calling the litany witty and clever. Personally, I think it was over-the-top and bizarre even for me, but hey that is what makes lamity go round and round, so I will sleep well tonight.

grace and peace.

Edited November 14, 2010 by kafka

[MIKolbe]

I have named a new item in one of the catalogs I'm creating "Accolade".


Congrats, Kafka...