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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1292349807' post='2192716']
chicks soooo dig me.

srsly.

kafka- take notes, son....
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it is my thread,

my concept.

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[quote name='kafka' timestamp='1289364649' post='2186123']
I decided to choose MIkolbe for my study of pre-homo sapien homonids, and noticed certain trends which manifest the unevolved state of that stuff between his ears (if there is any). After analyzing the data I have narrowed it down to five re-occurring posts which are troubling in quality and number:

1. There is no spoon.
2. ___ is a chump.
3. Rachael is fierce.
4. Hahahaha.
5. you never call me.

Notes:

1. Lack of self-reflection. Inability to qualify and categorize objects in mind. Regression to primitive tools.
2. use of grunts to manifest indigestion of wooly mammoth meat.
3. Inability to see feminine qualities, manifesting impotency
4. Inability to use sophisticated internetal modes of communication.
5. Ostracised from hunting parties

Conclusion:

MIkolbe is a Homo erectus pekinensis, beamed to the future by Picard, as a spectacle for zoos and circuses.
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I was impressed by the great amount of thought that went into this profile. You should do this for a living and Mlkolbe should pay you for this one.:like:

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