kafka Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 (edited) I decided to choose MIkolbe for my study of pre-homo sapien homonids, and noticed certain trends which manifest the unevolved state of that stuff between his ears (if there is any). After analyzing the data I have narrowed it down to five re-occurring posts which are troubling in quality and number: 1. There is no spoon. 2. ___ is a chump. 3. Rachael is fierce. 4. Hahahaha. 5. you never call me. Notes: 1. Lack of self-reflection. Inability to qualify and categorize objects in mind. Regression to primitive tools. 2. use of grunts to manifest indigestion of wooly mammoth meat. 3. Inability to see feminine qualities, manifesting impotency 4. Inability to use sophisticated internetal modes of communication. 5. Ostracised from hunting parties Conclusion: MIkolbe is a Homo erectus pekinensis, beamed to the future by Picard, as a spectacle for zoos and circuses. Edited November 10, 2010 by kafka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 ugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 i guess we don't have to ask how kafka's love life is going....btw, rachael is fierce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted November 10, 2010 Author Share Posted November 10, 2010 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1289388364' post='2186161'] i guess we don't have to ask how kafka's love life is going.... [/quote] We? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted November 10, 2010 Author Share Posted November 10, 2010 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1289388364' post='2186161'] btw, rachael is fierce. [/quote] I dont need to know that. Maybe you should inform the Greek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 no.. you need to know that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted November 10, 2010 Author Share Posted November 10, 2010 as much as I need to cover my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deus te Amat Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 [quote name='kafka' timestamp='1289364649' post='2186123'] I decided to choose MIkolbe for my study of pre-homo sapien homonids, and noticed certain trends which manifest the unevolved state of that stuff between his ears (if there is any). After analyzing the data I have narrowed it down to five re-occurring posts which are troubling in quality and number: 1. There is no spoon. 2. ___ is a chump. 3. Rachael is fierce. 4. Hahahaha. 5. you never call me. Notes: 1. Lack of self-reflection. Inability to qualify and categorize objects in mind. Regression to primitive tools. 2. use of grunts to manifest indigestion of wooly mammoth meat. 3. Inability to see feminine qualities, manifesting impotency 4. Inability to use sophisticated internetal modes of communication. 5. Ostracised from hunting parties Conclusion: MIkolbe is a Homo erectus pekinensis, beamed to the future by Picard, as a spectacle for zoos and circuses. [/quote] I think that this is pretty much the most awesomest post in the history of awesomest posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted November 11, 2010 Author Share Posted November 11, 2010 [quote name='kafka' timestamp='1289415256' post='2186230'] as much as I need to cover my face. [/quote] another sabotaged post of mine. [quote name='Deus_te_Amat' timestamp='1289421931' post='2186268'] I think that this is pretty much the most awesomest post in the history of awesomest posts. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 I miss C heese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 i will bring ch[s][/s][s][/s]eese back for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 my throat is on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 MINE TOOO!!!! i am having peach tea at work... i think Addie got me sick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 i was going to go ride the ambulance today. not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 coagulated milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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