Hinter dem Horizont Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 [quote name='pvtmiller' timestamp='1289939136' post='2187447'] I have not loled that much at work ever Here I got another one! Woot! [/quote] This blue guy started talking to a rambling angry man, smoking a cigar, about some drunk squirrels that DJ really loudly which the monks enjoy but the Vikings don't. So while the monks enjoyed their beer in the cold they burped till they reached cloud 9. To their amazement the angry vikings were up their singing hate songs about bananas from outerspace. WOOT! I'm loving this, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 bananas from outer space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 [quote name='Hinter dem Horizont' timestamp='1289944062' post='2187461'] This blue guy started talking to a rambling angry man, smoking a cigar, about some drunk squirrels that DJ really loudly which the monks enjoy but the Vikings don't. So while the monks enjoyed their beer in the cold they burped till they reached cloud 9. To their amazement the angry vikings were up their singing hate songs about bananas from outerspace. [size="7"]WOOT![/size] I'm loving this, mate. [/quote] good Woot! lets see how crazy i can make one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 [quote name='pvtmiller' timestamp='1289969712' post='2187529'] good Woot! lets see how crazy i can make one [/quote] No pimps were dizzy from the harp playing, but the weights and spam cheered them on to great ideas, laughter, and happiness, until a popcorn eating banana told the police, who told the magistrate, who told his son, but the pimps begged for mercy, and blamed someone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 [quote name='Micah' timestamp='1289970210' post='2187532'] No pimps were dizzy from the harp playing, but the weights and spam cheered them on to great ideas, laughter, and happiness, until a popcorn eating banana told the police, who told the magistrate, who told his son, but the pimps begged for mercy, and blamed someone else? [/quote] Awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 [quote name='LaPetiteSoeur' timestamp='1289861201' post='2187293'] The lovely shikh scientist worked with radioactive italians (?) who later accidentally died but resurrected and had beers with his friend and this wierd alien who was being prayed for by a lovely religious sister who was taking care of a green friend whose priest was saying a mass for the dead and was later going to a concert with a [b]raping banana[/b] (?) and loved dragons (?) along with the crazy exited layman so they had beers and when they woke up, it was St. Patrick's day. How was that? [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 translation Kafka is a chump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hinter dem Horizont Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 [quote name='pvtmiller' timestamp='1289971115' post='2187542'] Awesome! [/quote] Two friends were drinking so when one friend fell down drunk the other rode a bike over him which caused them to fight in the cold weather. Transformers came to help with guns. Once the battle was over they had cake with nuns and together they prayed for world peace and to never fight again because it is dumb and idiotic just like stuffing yourself in French restaurants where gossip spreads like winter. After they finished eating a guy welcomed them to a mission to find a missing dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 They were definitely drinking in Canada, though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hinter dem Horizont Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 [quote name='missionseeker' timestamp='1290025718' post='2187675'] They were definitely drinking in Canada, though... [/quote] Oh yeah, for sure, haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Oh man I loves these its so much fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hinter dem Horizont Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 [quote name='pvtmiller' timestamp='1290034418' post='2187704'] Oh man I loves these its so much fun! [/quote] One day death came knocking at a prissy girl's house who had a cop for a dad that cried too much. So, death hit him till he became strong and cool again. But it didn't work to death's surprise. So death killed him and gave the girl a new hippy father that liked cats and eating lightbulbs. But the lightbulbs made him sick. The girl got angry and turned on some elvis music so loud that even the aliens heard it. Hahaha, too much fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 hahahaha I think that was one of our better ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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