If I Were The Pope, I'd

[dominicansoul]

I'd make the Detroit Redwings the official hockey team of the Catholic Church!!!

[kafka]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1289179724' post='2185641']
your jealousy is quite transparent
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your error is magnificent

[kafka]

I'd anonymously post in the lame board, continuing the battle against MIkolbe to the death.

and I'd post rough drafts of my encyclicals in transmundane.

[MIKolbe]

I would never battle the Pope.

unless we were doing jager bombs... then i would SO win.

[MissScripture]

If I were Pope, I'd require that all Catholic Schools give the day off for Holy Days of obligation. And then make a bunch more Holy Days of obligation.

[fides quarens intellectum]

[quote name='Paddington' timestamp='1288830587' post='2184507']
Get the Gummi Bears Seasons 4-6 on DVD.

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[quote name='dominicansoul' timestamp='1289190784' post='2185697']
I'd make the Detroit Redwings the official hockey team of the Catholic Church!!!
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[kafka]

I'd make MIkolbe my bouncer.

[Pontifite 7 of 10]

If I were the pope, I'd keep a chicken under my hat so when I took it off people would scream.
I'd also whack people with my staff. And I'd buy out Pepsi...
to start....

[kafka]

[quote name='Pontifite 7 of 10' timestamp='1289539475' post='2186656']
If I were the pope, I'd keep a chicken under my hat so when I took it off people would scream.
I'd also whack people with my staff. And I'd buy out Pepsi...
to start....
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if I successed Ponti as Pope, I'd fry the chicken and eat it.
Melt down the staff, sell it and give the money to the poor.
And turn Pepsi into a non-profit organization, to provide water for the third world countries.

Oh my largesse is magnificent!!!

Edited November 16, 2010 by kafka

[Luigi]

First thing I would do is canonize my mother. - and she's not dead yet!

Edited November 16, 2010 by Luigi

[Hinter dem Horizont]

If I were the pope, Atheists will fear me because I'd terrorize them haha

[LaPetiteSoeur]

I'd demand that I get my cat back---he was red and his name was Chico.

I mean, he is the Pope, so I think he should get to keep a cat in the papal offices.

[dominicansoul]

i'd go around raisin' da dead

[kafka]

[quote name='LaPetiteSoeur' timestamp='1289948069' post='2187476']
I'd demand that I get my cat back---he was red and his name was Chico.

I mean, he is the Pope, so I think he should get to keep a cat in the papal offices.


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he lost his cat? I didnt know that.



come back Chico. Come back!!!

Edited November 17, 2010 by kafka

[LaPetiteSoeur]

[quote name='kafka' timestamp='1289966935' post='2187514']
he lost his cat? I didnt know that.



come back Chico. Come back!!!
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There are conflicting sources, but he either had the cat as a cardinal (I'll have to ask a priest who worked with him) or it was his neighbor's cat.

If it was his, I think he should have it back!