If I Were The Pope, I'd

[Paddington]

I would be the dairygirl of popes.

[Tally Marx]

[quote name='Deus_te_Amat' timestamp='1288838253' post='2184596']
If I were the Pope, I'd wonder what happened to the Catholic Church that would allow a woman to be a Priest, let alone the Pope. And then I'd change everything back to the way it should be and step down.

Oh, and I'd make dUSt bring back the fishslap smiley, because Kafka is in dire need of it.
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^^^ Well, I'd do that, too.
But IF I were a guy and I was the Pope, I would immediately canonize Pope John Paul II (The Great!!). And I would begin multi-generational-faith-formation and apologetics classes in every parish; get rid of that classroom setting and start educating Catholics in the Faith again!
And then I would pilot my own private jet ("No, Mr. Pilot, I have never taken flying lessons; what of it?")

[MIKolbe]

[quote name='notardillacid' timestamp='1288935123' post='2185064']
i'd ban catholics from drinking busch and keystone
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you got my vote, buddy!

[Micah]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1289006848' post='2185317']
you got my vote, buddy!
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Not a cardinal ^ [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/pirate2.gif[/img]

[kafka]

I'd have 'Columbia' design all my clothing.

And I'd write eschatological encyclicals.

[Deus te Amat]

If I were the Pope, I'd visit my current university's Rome campus.

[IgnatiusofLoyola]

I'd isse a new rule saying that in games of Monopoly, the Pope always has the race car (or has first choice of other pieces if he isn't in a "race car" mood).

I'd never heard of the "Papal Tiara" until the previous posts, but now that I've looked it up, I'd also replace the "top hat" in Monopoly with a small replica of the Papal Tiara. However, this piece could only be used by the Pope, and, as Pope, if I were in the mood to use the race car instead, the Papal Tiara could not be used by any of those playing Monopoly with me.

Edited November 6, 2010 by IgnatiusofLoyola

[kafka]

interesting. There must be some profound symbolism here.

[IgnatiusofLoyola]

[quote name='kafka' timestamp='1289066611' post='2185412']
interesting. There must be some profound symbolism here.
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If you find it, let me know. Unlike Scrabble, Monopoly is just Monopoly.

[kafka]

[Micah]

[quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' timestamp='1289065592' post='2185407']
I'd isse a new rule saying that in games of Monopoly, the Pope always has the race car (or has first choice of other pieces if he isn't in a "race car" mood).

I'd never heard of the "Papal Tiara" until the previous posts, but now that I've looked it up, I'd also replace the "top hat" in Monopoly with a small replica of the Papal Tiara. However, this piece could only be used by the Pope, and, as Pope, if I were in the mood to use the race car instead, the Papal Tiara could not be used by any of those playing Monopoly with me.
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[MissScripture]

I would just ride around in the popemobile all day! That thing is AWESOME!

[MIKolbe]

If I were Pope......

yeah.. i got nothin.

[kafka]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1289178549' post='2185637']
yeah.. i got nothin.
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between the two ears.

Yes we know and we still love.

[MIKolbe]

your jealousy is quite transparent