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Enforce Latin as an exclusive ecclesiastical language
Appoint armed guards at Parish gates to prevent abortionist politicians entrance
Establish an annual roster of parish members participating in confession
Strive to put Jesuit missionaries in every major government on earth
Form a mendicant society with the duty of establishing heavily fortified centres of evangelization in the middle East
Bring back the papal tiara
Reaffirm the exclusivity of the Church and the heresy of protestantism
Promote die-hard allegiance to the Vatican, not nation states.

In general I'd kick major butt.. possibly even assassinating a few heads of state. Good thing I'm not Pope.. hahaha.. [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif[/img]

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[quote name='kafka' timestamp='1288840231' post='2184607']
mmm, I think kafka messed up there.

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Which "there"?

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[quote name='Micah' timestamp='1288842161' post='2184614']
Enforce Latin as an exclusive ecclesiastical language
Appoint armed guards at Parish gates to prevent abortionist politicians entrance
Establish an annual roster of parish members participating in confession
Strive to put Jesuit missionaries in every major government on earth
Form a mendicant society with the duty of establishing heavily fortified centres of evangelization in the middle East
Bring back the papal tiara
Reaffirm the exclusivity of the Church and the heresy of protestantism
Promote die-hard allegiance to the Vatican, not nation states.

In general I'd kick major butt.. possibly even assassinating a few heads of state. Good thing I'm not Pope.. hahaha.. [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif[/img]
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*ahem*

game, game, game, game.

[quote name='Deus_te_Amat' timestamp='1288842349' post='2184615']
Which "there"?

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good question.

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[quote name='kafka' timestamp='1288844237' post='2184627']
[b]*ahem*

game, game, game, game.[/b]

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and you will be my Papal Advisor. I googled it. It's legitimate. And you will have pointy shoes, maybe not as pointy as the Popes, but pointy nonetheless, and red gloves. Papal affiliates need red gloves.

Oh, and there will be perpetual Eucharistic adoration in each Cathedral. If no one signs up, religious will be siphoned from the nearest monastery to do so.

Oh.. and Mass will once again be celebrated in the Cathedral of Cologne with full array of Canons participating and enforcing the will of the Bishop! Likewise, the Pope will once again sit and hold council on the throne of John Lateran's Basilica!

Hear ye!!

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I'd visit Antartica and claim it for Christ. Evangelize the penguins. Celebrate Mass on a glacier in a parka with sunglasses, and hand warmers in my pockets.

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[quote name='Micah' timestamp='1288842161' post='2184614']
Enforce Latin as an exclusive ecclesiastical language
Appoint armed guards at Parish gates to prevent abortionist politicians entrance
Establish an annual roster of parish members participating in confession
Strive to put Jesuit missionaries in every major government on earth
Form a mendicant society with the duty of establishing heavily fortified centres of evangelization in the middle East
Bring back the papal tiara
Reaffirm the exclusivity of the Church and the heresy of protestantism
Promote die-hard allegiance to the Vatican, not nation states.

I like it

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