Slappo Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 [quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' date='27 July 2010 - 06:09 PM' timestamp='1280279372' post='2148939'] I was making a joke........... I'm going to stop making jokes, at least for tonight, because they aren't working. This is the 4th or 5th joke I've made that has fallen flat.[img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/sadwalk.gif[/img] Sorry. I thought it was obvious that it was a joke. Guess not. [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/sadder.gif[/img] P.S. I'm having a really bad day, and I can't do anything right. [/quote] It would have been awesome to finish that joke with a reply to Hassan's post saying... "Yes Hassan... I have you on ignore, and still do " It was a good attempt though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tridenteen Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 JMJ Bona tempora volvunt[img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 I thought you guys had just been hamming it up more than usual. Something seemed a bit odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgnatiusofLoyola Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 [quote name='Slappo' date='27 July 2010 - 09:14 PM' timestamp='1280283266' post='2148961'] It would have been awesome to finish that joke with a reply to Hassan's post saying... "Yes Hassan... I have you on ignore, and still do [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif[/img] " It was a good attempt though! [/quote] I was so taken aback, I was afraid to be witty. Plus, I always think of the good lines when it's too late anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTheresa Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 [quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' date='28 July 2010 - 12:42 AM' timestamp='1280292128' post='2149016'] I was so taken aback, I was afraid to be witty. Plus, I always think of the good lines when it's too late anyway. [/quote] haha that's okay. I go through the same thing. People I know make sure that their jokes are [i]real[/i] obvious so I understand lol. Otherwise I'm laughing ten minutes after the fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 You guys really switched [b]accounts[/b] for a week? That's like, [i]much more [/i]intimate than getting married! It's creepy in a have-you-no-boundaries sort of way. It's like you're shape-shifters or something. It's as if neither of you has your own core identity and you drift into each other's identities at will, or at random. I don't know, I can hardly get my mind around this.... trading [b]accounts[/b] is almost like trading [i]underwear[/i] or something - even spouses don't trade underwear (at least no spouses on Phatmass... at least I hope not!). I'm gonna have to re-think both of you guys... I might have to put [i]both[/i] of you on ignore - is there anything stronger than ignore? Can I put them on 'block' or 'defend against' or 'federal member protection program' if I have to? BTW, all of the above is a joke. If you did not laugh while reading it, please return to the top and read silently with more expression. If you find this difficult, I will issue a one-time-only indult so you can read aloud with more expression until you achieve full sarcasm of the exaggerated disbelief genre. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 I was wondering why I found notardillacid incredibly effeminate. Now it makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffpugh Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 [quote name='Apotheoun' date='27 July 2010 - 08:39 PM' timestamp='1280277548' post='2148928'] I never noticed any difference in the quality of Hassan or Ard's posts. You are both to be commended. [/quote] Indeed! I noticed a lot more teaming up last week, but you two seamlessly drift into each other's roles. Crackin' job, boys. Btw, you switch names on Tinychat, too? (lawl. Would explain why ardill put off playing D2 with me last week). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominicansoul Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 [quote name='notardillacid' date='27 July 2010 - 08:14 PM' timestamp='1280276056' post='2148917'] The truth is we switched accounts for a week!!! [/quote] Scandalous! [quote]I'm still heterosexual male [/quote] False! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggamafu Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 [quote name='USAirwaysIHS' date='27 July 2010 - 08:18 PM' timestamp='1280276289' post='2148920'] I might not agree with your lifestyle choices, but know that your mother and I will love you no matter what. [/quote] Epic win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socrates Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Whew! For a while I feared that Notardill's torrid infatuation with Hassan had led him to adopt a hassinine leftist mentality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 [quote name='Hilde' date='27 July 2010 - 05:28 PM' timestamp='1280276914' post='2148922'] Maybe they'll put it in the rulebook now, no switching accounts I mean. [/quote] probably not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilde Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bennn Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 I did sense something suspicious, but couldn't figure out what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 [quote name='Socrates' date='28 July 2010 - 01:58 PM' timestamp='1280339904' post='2149133'] hassinine leftist mentality. [/quote] [img]http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.jpg[/img] I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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