Jaime Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 [quote name='Hassan' date='25 July 2010 - 09:59 PM' timestamp='1280109587' post='2148102'] Thanks, hot stuff! I tried your idea and it worked out great(pun intended)! [/quote] And you didn't think we could get along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='25 July 2010 - 08:05 PM' timestamp='1280109919' post='2148104'] When my son was a toddler, he ate about a 1/4 of a bag of pitted prunes. He smelled like Juicy Fruit for three days. I can't smell that gum without thinking of that... [/quote] One of my friend's parents thought prunes would be a good snack for the family road trip. Let's just say no one in their family had much trouble with constipation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 [quote name='Terra Firma' date='26 July 2010 - 12:11 AM' timestamp='1280117512' post='2148136'] One of my friend's parents thought prunes would be a good snack for the family road trip. Let's just say no one in their family had much trouble with constipation. [/quote] When we were in Indiana, HSson major got addicted to dried apricots and ate a half a bag of 'em... until he puked red slushy and apricots..... you know, come to think of it... we don't really buy a lot of dried fruit anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='25 July 2010 - 10:24 PM' timestamp='1280118286' post='2148141'] When we were in Indiana, HSson major got addicted to dried apricots and ate a half a bag of 'em... until he puked red slushy and apricots..... you know, come to think of it... we don't really buy a lot of dried fruit anymore. [/quote] Was that when you visited me and Fr. P? When P was "doing drugs"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 [quote name='Hassan' date='25 July 2010 - 09:59 PM' timestamp='1280109587' post='2148102'] Thanks, hot stuff! I tried your idea and it worked out great(pun intended)! [/quote] I have a friend who's a mathematician. When he's constipated, he works it out with a pencil and paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 [quote name='Terra Firma' date='26 July 2010 - 12:37 AM' timestamp='1280119077' post='2148144'] Was that when you visited me and Fr. P? When P was "doing drugs"? [/quote] Yes, that was the trip. We were at the mall getting new eyeglass frames for HSdad because HSson minor bent the daylights out of his old ones and he wouldn't be able to drive us home with them. Thank goodness we were near a Lenscrafters that had frames the exact same size... and popped the lenses in in an hour... because HSson major puked right after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='25 July 2010 - 10:43 PM' timestamp='1280119429' post='2148146'] Yes, that was the trip. We were at the mall getting new eyeglass frames for HSdad because HSson minor bent the daylights out of his old ones and he wouldn't be able to drive us home with them. Thank goodness we were near a Lenscrafters that had frames the exact same size... and popped the lenses in in an hour... because HSson major puked right after that. [/quote] Ah, road trips ... the stuff family memories are made of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 (edited) Your Most Excellent Hassan-ness, I humbly apoligize - I may have posted my suggestion too soon. You have, apparently only as an oversight and not because of any defect on your most excellent part, neglected to specify your [i]type[/i] of constipation - of the bowel or of the brain? Each requires its own treatment. Edited July 26, 2010 by Luigi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 [quote name='Terra Firma' date='26 July 2010 - 12:46 AM' timestamp='1280119566' post='2148147'] Ah, road trips ... the stuff family memories are made of. [/quote] Your turn's coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='25 July 2010 - 10:51 PM' timestamp='1280119876' post='2148150'] Your turn's coming. [/quote] Trust me, I have already had a taste of road trips with my husband. It involves a. lot. of. stuff. Kids will only add to that, I know ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman82 Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 How does your system react to coffee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 [quote name='Hassan' date='25 July 2010 - 09:59 PM' timestamp='1280109587' post='2148102'] Thanks, hot stuff! I tried your idea and it worked out great(pun intended)! [/quote] Yeah, you [i]wouldn't[/i] hesitate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Oh my. I wonder if Hassy ever fixed his problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 consipation is hard on the bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 In my professional opinion, Hasan is much less full of poo than he used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now