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[quote name='Hassan' date='25 July 2010 - 11:43 AM' timestamp='1280076185' post='2147856']
Is there a good cure for this?
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apples, if the problem is temporary. if the problem is frequent, drink more water and add capsules of flax oil to your meals. the omega-3's in the flax is very healthy too.

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='Winchester' date='25 July 2010 - 12:01 PM' timestamp='1280077308' post='2147862']
Not to be confused with Crone's disease, which causes you poo old women.
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:yes: Correct!!

Drinking a litre of Colyte will do it pretty well too.

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[quote name='rachael' date='25 July 2010 - 08:36 PM' timestamp='1280104568' post='2148061']
enemas.
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I don't think stinging sea creatures will help.

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[quote name='hot stuff' date='25 July 2010 - 08:25 PM' timestamp='1280103917' post='2148053']
[img]http://www.thechangeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/point-finger2.jpg[/img]
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What about an index finger?

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[quote name='notardillacid' date='25 July 2010 - 09:10 PM' timestamp='1280106632' post='2148081']
What about an index finger?
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That is the index finger.

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[quote name='hot stuff' date='25 July 2010 - 09:14 PM' timestamp='1280106892' post='2148086']
That is the index finger.
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What are you suggesting that I do with an index finger?

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[quote name='hot stuff' date='25 July 2010 - 08:25 PM' timestamp='1280103917' post='2148053']
[img]http://www.thechangeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/point-finger2.jpg[/img]
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Thanks, hot stuff! I tried your idea and it worked out great(pun intended)!

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homeschoolmom

When my son was a toddler, he ate about a 1/4 of a bag of pitted prunes. He smelled like Juicy Fruit for three days. I can't smell that gum without thinking of that... :unsure:

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[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='25 July 2010 - 10:05 PM' timestamp='1280109919' post='2148104']
When my son was a toddler, he ate about a 1/4 of a bag of pitted prunes. He smelled like Juicy Fruit for three days. I can't smell that gum without thinking of that... :unsure:
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:eek:

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[quote name='goldenchild17' date='25 July 2010 - 05:03 PM' timestamp='1280088205' post='2147928']
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Hilde's idea is probably better though.
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Mix Drano with Ex-Lax, and you've got a gentle laxative that's tough on clogs but won't hurt your pipes! :lol_roll:

By the way, I'm surprised no one mentioned glycerin suppositories!

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