Hassan Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Is there a good cure for this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Pooping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fidei Defensor Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Increased fiber is good for a long-term solution. A good medication to consider is Miralax. Non-stimulative, draws in water to make it easier to pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Or you could develop Crohn's disease. Works like a charm for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Not to be confused with Crone's disease, which causes you poo old women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted July 25, 2010 Author Share Posted July 25, 2010 [quote name='fidei defensor' date='25 July 2010 - 12:54 PM' timestamp='1280076878' post='2147860'] Increased fiber is good for a long-term solution. A good medication to consider is Miralax. Non-stimulative, draws in water to make it easier to pass. [/quote] Here's the thing: I think I ate a matchbox car on Thursday during my bi-monthly LSD trip. I was Godzilla attacking Tokyo and I had to maximize destruction. Poor matchbox car It was even a classic one with the metal frame, not one of those cheap plastic ones kids play with these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 [quote name='Hassan' date='25 July 2010 - 01:54 PM' timestamp='1280080464' post='2147879'] Here's the thing: I think I ate a matchbox car on Thursday during my bi-monthly LSD trip. I was Godzilla attacking Tokyo and I had to maximize destruction. Poor matchbox car It was even a classic one with the metal frame, not one of those cheap plastic ones kids play with these days. [/quote] Well, that's probably fatal... tons of lead in those things. It's a wonder you aren't dead yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 [quote name='Hassan' date='25 July 2010 - 01:54 PM' timestamp='1280080464' post='2147879'] Here's the thing: I think I ate a matchbox car on Thursday during my bi-monthly LSD trip. I was Godzilla attacking Tokyo and I had to maximize destruction. Poor matchbox car It was even a classic one with the metal frame, not one of those cheap plastic ones kids play with these days. [/quote] fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilde Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 [img]http://www.drug3k.com/img2/milk_16710_5_(big)_.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenchild17 Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 [img]http://newsone.com/files/2010/02/Drano-gender-test.jpg[/img] Hilde's idea is probably better though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fidei Defensor Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 [quote name='Hilde' date='25 July 2010 - 01:19 PM' timestamp='1280085574' post='2147913'] [img]http://www.drug3k.com/img2/milk_16710_5_(big)_.jpg[/img] [/quote] Or if you want an effect more similar to a rocket launch, try Magnesium Citrate liquid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bus Station Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Eat an entire pineapple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilde Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 You can also use milk of magnesia on your face. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappo Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 push really hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenchild17 Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 [quote name='Slappo' date='25 July 2010 - 04:04 PM' timestamp='1280095493' post='2147977'] push really hard [/quote] so it was you that killed Elvis... nice going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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