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[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' date='23 July 2010 - 07:36 PM' timestamp='1279928193' post='2147232']
How do you lot 10lbs of fat?
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:idontknow:

Become Hassan's facebook friend and you will find out.

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[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' date='23 July 2010 - 07:44 PM' timestamp='1279928651' post='2147235']
Does he usually add people he doesn't recognize? :unsure:
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:idontknow:

There is only one way to find out.

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IcePrincessKRS

TBH I don't really add people. I let them find me. :ninja: If I recognize them I figure if they were smart enough to find me I'll add them. If I don't recognize them I ruthlessly decline their offer of friendship.

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[quote name='Hassan' date='23 July 2010 - 10:59 PM' timestamp='1279940378' post='2147285']
This thread is beyond even my help. Allah have mercy on all.
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Don't bring your false god into this. >(

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[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' date='23 July 2010 - 10:02 PM' timestamp='1279936977' post='2147267']
TBH I don't really add people. I let them find me. :ninja: If I recognize them I figure if they were smart enough to find me I'll add them. If I don't recognize them I ruthlessly decline their offer of friendship.
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Fear of rejection? :console:

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[quote name='notardillacid' date='24 July 2010 - 12:35 AM' timestamp='1279942553' post='2147305']
Fear of rejection? :console:
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Nope. There just aren't 500 people that I really want in my business.

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[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' date='23 July 2010 - 07:36 PM' timestamp='1279928193' post='2147232']
How do you lot 10lbs of fat?
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The question would be better phrased: How do lose 10 lbs of ugly, useless fat?
And the answer is:...



Cut off your head!


(Oldest joke in the oldest joke book ever written)

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[quote name='Luigi' date='24 July 2010 - 01:52 AM' timestamp='1279947172' post='2147335']
The question would be better phrased: How do lose 10 lbs of ugly, useless fat?
And the answer is:...



Cut off your head!


(Oldest joke in the oldest joke book ever written)
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He didn't say he "lost" fat, he said he "lot" fat. :saint:

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I added Hassan on FB. that week i had to turn down 12 ladies asking me out. this was a 37% decrease from the usual median number of 19. I suspect that he is cramping my style, you decide.

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[quote name='Jesus_lol' date='24 July 2010 - 01:19 AM' timestamp='1279948748' post='2147344']
I added Hassan on FB. that week i had to turn down 12 ladies asking me out. this was a 37% decrease from the usual median number of 19. I suspect that he is cramping my style, you decide.
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You forgot to mention that one of those women was Kim Kardashian. Who begged you to date her, since it would almost be like dating a dim shadow of Hassan.

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[quote name='notardillacid' date='23 July 2010 - 10:54 PM' timestamp='1279950873' post='2147352']
You forgot to mention that one of those women was Kim Kardashian. Who begged you to date her, since it would almost be like dating a dim shadow of Hassan.
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agreed. Kim kardashian is a dim shadow of Hassan.

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[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' date='23 July 2010 - 09:02 PM' timestamp='1279936977' post='2147267']
TBH I don't really add people. I let them find me. :ninja: If I recognize them I figure if they were smart enough to find me I'll add them. If I don't recognize them I ruthlessly decline their offer of friendship.
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Do you recklessly split your infinitives too, just in case? :mellow:

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