Choose Your Own Adventure Story

[Paddington]

Pizza Boy doesn't wanna walk into the haunted-looking house for the special delivery, but he doesn't want to get complained on to his boss either, because his boss is a total Johnsonville brat who is like totally jealous of Pizza Boy's abs.

Do You?
A. Walk into the house and deliver it to the creepy-sounding old lady.
B. Leave and quit your 10th pizza job with $17.00 in your pocket, a hot supreme and it's not even 11pm on a Friday.

[Not A Mallard]

A. Pizza Boys gives the pizza to the creepy-sounding old lady. Then she asks Pizza Boy to come inside.

Do you?
A. Accept
B. Decline
C. Call the local children's hosptial

Edited June 26, 2010 by Not A Mallard

[Paddington]

A.
Pizza Boy goes inside and says, "whoooaaa! Pretty cool lava lamp there!"

Crazy Spooky Lady says, "oh you like that? You can have it as your tip."

Pizza Boy: Whoooaaa! Pretty cool exotic fish tank you got there!"

CSL: Oh you like that? When it hits midnite, the fish turn into the tormented souls of the undead.

Do you?
A: Say "Whoooaaa! Pretty cool tormented souls of the undead." and continue this loop.
B: Say, "welp gotta go!"
C: Challenge her to a game of Checkers.
D: Yawn like a grizzly and take a wee nap on the couch.

[Not A Mallard]

D. As Pizza Boy takes his nap, he has a scary dream about talking sharks with machine guns.

Do you?
A. Make peace with the sharks
B. Dream up a mini gun to fend off the sharks
C. Wake yourself up

Edited June 26, 2010 by Not A Mallard

[Paddington]

*Deleted*
*DestroyedBySaintOfVirtue*

Edited June 26, 2010 by Paddington

[SaintOfVirtue]

This is a reply to Not A Mallard's post

C.

The room is dark, no lights are on. You fumble around the room for a lights switch, but notice a mysterious glowing you didn't see before. The fish tank is glowing! You're sacred to death and run to the door, but it's locked. You call for the old lady, but no one answers. Suddenly you hear a knife fall on the floor of the kitchen. You:

A. Run into the kitchen to see whats going on.
B. Run up the stairs to find a place to hide.
C. Run into the basement to find a place to hide.
D. Grab a lamp, or a fire poker, or something to defend against whatever is in the kitchen.
E. Start trying to break down the front door and escape.

Edited June 26, 2010 by SaintOfVirtue

[Paddington]

(Reply to SaintOfVirtue. Just in case.)

E.
PB breaks thru the door with a kung-fu kick. He says, "spring forward" as he kicks and "fa-a-a-all ba-a-a-ack" as the door falls. Frankenstein meets him on the porch and choke-shakes him like a red-headed cat.

Spooky Lady swats Frankenstein's hand and tells him to knock it off.

"Oh, I'm sorry Sweety," says Spooky Lady. "You can go now. Or come in and have some lemon squares."

A. PB leaves
B. PB goes in for lemon squares
C. PB punches Frankenstein
D. PB calls his boss

[SaintOfVirtue]

C.

A fight ensues.

A. PB wins
B. PB loses
C. PB dies and this thread comes to an inevitable end.
D. Some other possibility not mentioned.

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='SaintOfVirtue' date='26 June 2010 - 05:15 PM' timestamp='1277590524' post='2134631']
C.

A fight ensues.

A. PB wins
B. PB loses
C. PB dies and this thread comes to an inevitable end.
D. Some other possibility not mentioned.
[/quote]


D:
Deus ex machina; It was all a dream. Start over, because a promising idea turned uber-lame.

[Not A Mallard]

[quote name='SaintOfVirtue' date='26 June 2010 - 07:15 PM' timestamp='1277590524' post='2134631']
C.

A fight ensues.

A. PB wins
B. PB loses
C. PB dies and this thread comes to an inevitable end.
D. Some other possibility not mentioned.
[/quote]
A. As Pizza Boy waved his fist in the air in victory, it turn out the creepy old lady was a witch and chased Pizza Boy down the street.

Do you?
A. Call the cops
B. Call a priest
C. Call a stranger who has no idea what s/he's supposed to do
D. Call a children's hospital

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='26 June 2010 - 05:46 PM' timestamp='1277592418' post='2134635']
D:
Deus ex machina; It was all a dream. Start over, because a promising idea turned uber-lame.


[/quote]


[quote name='Not A Mallard' date='26 June 2010 - 07:54 PM' timestamp='1277600078' post='2134667']
A. As Pizza Boy waved his fist in the air in victory, it turn out the creepy old lady was a witch and chased Pizza Boy down the street.

Do you?
A. Call the cops
B. Call a priest
C. Call a stranger who has no idea what s/he's supposed to do
D. Call a children's hospital
[/quote]

[Not A Mallard]

I'm not letting you kill this thread

As Pizza Boy waved his fist in the air in victory, it turn out the creepy old lady was a witch and chased Pizza Boy down the street.

Do you?
A. Call the cops
B. Call a priest
C. Call a stranger who has no idea what s/he's supposed to do
D. Call a children's hospital

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='Not A Mallard' date='26 June 2010 - 07:58 PM' timestamp='1277600290' post='2134670']
I'm not letting you kill this thread

As Pizza Boy waved his fist in the air in victory, it turn out the creepy old lady was a witch and chased Pizza Boy down the street.

Do you?
A. Call the cops
B. Call a priest
C. Call a stranger who has no idea what s/he's supposed to do
D. Call a children's hospital
[/quote]
It doesn't have to die. It just needs a less lame story.

[Not A Mallard]

then let's make it un-lame

As Pizza Boy waved his fist in the air in victory, it turn out the creepy old lady was a witch and chased Pizza Boy down the street.

DO YOU????
A. CALL THE COPS????
B. CALL A PRIEST????
C. CALL A STRANGER WHO HAS NO IDEA WHAT S/HE'S SUPPOSED TO DO????
D. CALL A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL????

[Nihil Obstat]