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Star Trek Quotes That Are Full Of W I N!


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"My advice in making sense of temporal paradoxes is simple: Don't even try."

- Captain Janeway

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"Federations, Imperiums. Why do you people feel such a need to align yourselves with monolithic organizations?"

- Torat

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"There are three things to remember about being a starship captain: keep your shirt tucked in, go down with the ship, and never abandon a member of your crew."

- Captain Janeway, to Naomi Wildman

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"Going after impossible women: a hologram, an ex-Borg, the wrong twin, and now a girl from a xenophobic species!"

- Tom Paris, to Harry Kim

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"Sometimes I think everyone on this ship has been possessed by alien hormones..."

- The Doctor

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"Congratulations."
"For what?"
"You may not want to know."

- The Doctor, Seven of Nine, and Tuvok, after Seven catches B'Elanna Torres's bouquet

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"Should I have the Doctor prepare a hypospray?"
"Excuse me?"
"So you can absorb the caffeine more directly. Save time."

- Neelix and Janeway, regarding her coffee

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"Take it from me, getting B'Elanna to control her temper is like convincing a Ferengi to leave his estate to charity."

- Tom Paris, to Tuvok

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"You're a woman, Seven."
"Is that an observation or a diagnosis?"

- The Doctor and Seven of Nine

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"What are your likes, your dislikes?"
"I dislike irrelevant conversation."

- The Doctor and Seven of Nine

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"Do well on this mission, Neelix, and maybe the captain will promote you to Senior Beautician."

- Tom Paris

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"Do you believe in an afterlife?"
"I accept there are things in the universe that can't be scanned with a tricorder."

- B'Elanna Torres and Chakotay

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"Don't tell me Vulcans are embarrassed about their age."
"On the contrary. We value the wisdom that comes with advancing years."
"In that case, how wise are you?"

- Harry Kim, Tuvok and Tom Paris, about Tuvok's age

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