Hassan Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I took a nap from 7:00-11:30 last night. My friend came over and asked if it was acceptable for two of her friends to come as well, for they wished to back cookies. In accordance with the norms of Sultanic hospitality I agreed but told her I was going to take a quick shower to wake up and so I would look presentable (Like many great Sultans, I get really bad bed hair). When I finished with my shower my friend was gone. My roommate had friends over and they were high and playing soccer games in his room, I was in the shower, and my other roommate was asleep which made them feel awkward so the went to her girl-1's (we shall call her friends girl-1 and girl-2 respectively as I forget their names) apartment which is across the street. She explained what happened on the phone but said that girl-1 wished me to come over for cookies in a few minutes. Naturally I agreed to this happy turn of fate as Sultan's are well known for their love of fresh baked cookies. A few moments later I heard a crashing noise and saw my friend stumble up to the door. Apparently she had rushed over to my place with a cookie they had just made to rub in my face the fact that she already had a delicious fresh baked cookie and I would have to wait for the next batch. BUT ALLAH PUNISHED THE UNBELIEVER FOR HER INSOLENCE TO THE GLORIOUS SULTAN! FOR IN HER HASTE SHE SLIPPED AND NOT ONLY LOST HER COOKIE BUT SKIDDED HER KNEE!!!! TRULY THIS IS A SIGN FOR THOSE WHO REFLECT!!! Also, after I helped her clean up, we went to girl-1's apartment and I got a cookie THE END! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tridenteen Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 JMJ I shouldn't have read that while drinking soda. If you are a sultan then, can I rub it in that I am the the Tsarina of the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted June 12, 2010 Author Share Posted June 12, 2010 [quote name='Tridenteen' date='12 June 2010 - 11:01 AM' timestamp='1276354919' post='2127700'] JMJ I shouldn't have read that while drinking soda. If you are a sultan then, can I rub it in that I am the the Tsarina of the world? [/quote] You don't want to be a Trasina, just ask Pushkin. http://home.freeuk.net/russica4/books/goldfish/gfish.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 You made your own don't mess with me thread? Dork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted June 12, 2010 Author Share Posted June 12, 2010 [quote name='Winchester' date='12 June 2010 - 11:09 AM' timestamp='1276355376' post='2127707'] You made your own don't mess with me thread? Dork. [/quote] I made it as a mercy to mankind, and for certain members of this thread. For, note well! There are cookie temptresses amongst us here! Cookie harlots who attempt to mock and tease Great Sultans with empty promises of cookies. I only hope that the humbling of Emily will teach these charlatans the dangerous game that they play when they use cookies for evil and immoral purposes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 In that case, it's a case of not messing with cookies. You're not an essential part of this equation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted June 12, 2010 Author Share Posted June 12, 2010 [quote name='Winchester' date='12 June 2010 - 11:13 AM' timestamp='1276355617' post='2127712'] In that case, it's a case of not messing with cookies. You're not an essential part of this equation. [/quote] It is gravely immoral to mess with cookies in general. It is particularly wicked to use cookies against me, and a dangerous one, as those who try seem to get smote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggyie Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Cookies are holy, using a holy object for profane ends will certain land one in Satan's s'more pit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted June 12, 2010 Author Share Posted June 12, 2010 [quote name='Maggie' date='12 June 2010 - 11:34 AM' timestamp='1276356896' post='2127718'] Cookies are holy, using a holy object for profane ends will certain land one in Satan's s'more pit [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 [quote name='Maggie' date='12 June 2010 - 11:34 AM' timestamp='1276356896' post='2127718'] Cookies are holy, using a holy object for profane ends will certain land one in Satan's s'more pit [/quote] Oh, stop proof-texting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted June 12, 2010 Author Share Posted June 12, 2010 [quote name='Winchester' date='12 June 2010 - 11:45 AM' timestamp='1276357509' post='2127721'] Oh, stop proof-texting. [/quote] Indeed, if Allah wills it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tridenteen Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 JMJ Hassan, want a cookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zunshynn Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I disagree. Everyone should mess with Hassan. By the way Hassan, you have an unusual number of typos here. Are you drunk? It's only 9 AM, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominicansoul Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 one does not get drunk off cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zunshynn Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 [quote name='dominicansoul' date='12 June 2010 - 12:10 PM' timestamp='1276366244' post='2127749'] one does not get drunk off cookies [/quote] I'll bet Hassan could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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