Vincent Vega Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 One time there was a girl named Zun-something. She was so ugly that everybody died. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted May 31, 2010 Author Share Posted May 31, 2010 And also she was frumpy and had frumpy hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilde Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Who rattled your cage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 My cat won't stop licking his butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nihil Obstat Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 One day ZZ woke up drawn in Japanese anime style. She was all "Wait, what? [img]http://irreprehensible.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/myself.jpg[/img] Nobody really knew what to make of this strange turn of events. Therefore, in their confusion, they chose to ruthlessly and mercilessly mock poor ZZ. Especially Selah, who looks like a cat. [img]http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/Laughing_Cat.jpg[/img] Then Nihil Obstat descended on this strange scene. For some reason he appeared to be a somewhat elderly Japanese karate master named Nakayama Masatoshi-sensei. Except he's not, because Nakayama died over twenty years ago. [img]http://www.karateblogger.com/stari/images/Nakayama1_2.jpg[/img] Nihil Obstat said "Wait, what? " Nihil Obstat could not comprehend the strangeness of what was occurring, so he, Marie-Therese, L_D, Rexi, J_Lol and Moosey all went to Nihil's house and drank scotch and other types of whisky while watching Star Wars and Star Trek. [img]http://www.templewines.co.uk/images/Blowup_JPG_IMAGES/glenlivet_whisky.jpg[/img] [img]http://amuddledthought.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/yamazaki18y_exp.jpg[/img] Eventually they got tired and fell asleep. [img]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-itty-bitty-sleepy-committee.jpg[/img] Nihil, M_T, L_D, Rexi, J_Lol and Moosey don't actually look like kittens, but if they did, this is pretty much what it would look like. [size="5"][font="Impact"]THE END. [/font][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vincent Vega Posted May 31, 2010 Author Share Posted May 31, 2010 [quote name='zunshynn' date='31 May 2010 - 07:30 PM' timestamp='1275348645' post='2121617'] [/quote] sike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Not A Mallard Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 [quote name='USAirwaysIHS' date='31 May 2010 - 08:39 PM' timestamp='1275349198' post='2121632'] sike [/quote] meanie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 [quote name='USAirwaysIHS' date='31 May 2010 - 07:18 PM' timestamp='1275347933' post='2121603'] One time there was a girl named Zun-something. She was so ugly that everybody died. The end. [/quote] [quote name='USAirwaysIHS' date='31 May 2010 - 07:19 PM' timestamp='1275347965' post='2121604'] And also she was frumpy and had frumpy hair. [/quote] [size="7"]BEST STORY EVA!!!!!!!!!!![/size] you forgot the part where she melted a teapot. it was EPIC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bennn Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 (edited) I like Nihil's story better. [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif[/img] I think he's the most random person I ever encountered on teh webz. Edited June 1, 2010 by Bennn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 [quote name='MIkolbe' date='31 May 2010 - 07:59 PM' timestamp='1275350383' post='2121672'] you forgot the part where she melted a teapot. it was EPIC. [/quote] How is that possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marie-Therese Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='31 May 2010 - 07:35 PM' timestamp='1275348937' post='2121624'] One day ZZ woke up drawn in Japanese anime style. She was all "Wait, what? [img]http://irreprehensible.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/myself.jpg[/img] Nobody really knew what to make of this strange turn of events. Therefore, in their confusion, they chose to ruthlessly and mercilessly mock poor ZZ. Especially Selah, who looks like a cat. [img]http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/Laughing_Cat.jpg[/img] Then Nihil Obstat descended on this strange scene. For some reason he appeared to be a somewhat elderly Japanese karate master named Nakayama Masatoshi-sensei. Except he's not, because Nakayama died over twenty years ago. [img]http://www.karateblogger.com/stari/images/Nakayama1_2.jpg[/img] Nihil Obstat said "Wait, what? " Nihil Obstat could not comprehend the strangeness of what was occurring, so he, Marie-Therese, L_D, Rexi, J_Lol and Moosey all went to Nihil's house and drank scotch and other types of whisky while watching Star Wars and Star Trek. [img]http://www.templewines.co.uk/images/Blowup_JPG_IMAGES/glenlivet_whisky.jpg[/img] [img]http://amuddledthought.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/yamazaki18y_exp.jpg[/img] Eventually they got tired and fell asleep. [img]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-itty-bitty-sleepy-committee.jpg[/img] Nihil, M_T, L_D, Rexi, J_Lol and Moosey don't actually look like kittens, but if they did, this is pretty much what it would look like. [size="5"][font="Impact"]THE END. [/font][/size] [/quote] Teh awesomez. Three fingers, no ice, kthanx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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