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Not A Mallard

I've always wanted to shout something random out in public. Just today, as I was on a bike ride, I was thinking of going down town, speed up as fast as I can and shout "LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIINS!!!!" :mellow:

But one time I was hiking on a mountain with my brothers and we were near the top, and there were some other people around us. And so I shouted, "HE'S TRYING TO BRING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN! GANDALF! WE MUST STAND BACK!" :evil:

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Marie-Therese

My fiance just told me that one of his friends got a little intoxicated last night, so he took his keys and made him sleep on the couch. During the night his friend thought he was going to the bathroom, but took a detour and ended up peeing all over my fiance's hockey bag, and the surrounding carpet. That is pretty dang awkward.

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[quote name='Marie-Therese' date='23 May 2010 - 06:44 PM' timestamp='1274651085' post='2116124']
My fiance just told me that one of his friends got a little intoxicated last night, so he took his keys and made him sleep on the couch. During the night his friend thought he was going to the bathroom, but took a detour and ended up peeing all over my fiance's hockey bag, and the surrounding carpet. That is pretty dang awkward.
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That's actually an insult to us awkward types. :lol_pound:

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missionseeker

One time I was at the Atlanta airport waiting for someone's plane to land. We were bored and the guy I was with dared me to yell a random person's name and wave. So from the second floor I yelled down "Yo, Uncle Tom!" and about 6 guys looked up and I waved. It was pretty amesome.

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^^^^ haha that's amesome. Awkward moment #103856: when I was asked if I'm pregnant. (hint: I'm not, nor have ever been)

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If someone asked me if i was pregnant I would answered "Sure!!!!" Then they will probably asked me who the father was then I will answered them "It was...George...Oh wait! It could have been Fred...Oh Chris...maybe it was Chris.....I don't know!!!" I just wanted to say that to someone if they ever asked me if I was pregnant which I am NOT!!!

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FutureCarmeliteClaire

When you are 12 and the radiologist makes you sign something saying you're not pregnant before you get an x-ray. Pretty awkward.

This happened to me at an x-ray I had when I was 12...

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yeah i think physicals are awkward in general..they asked you weird things....disgusting things.....ew thats why i hate going to the doctors cuz they ask me all sorts of weird questions!

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[quote name='FutureCarmeliteClaire' timestamp='1322540871' post='2342021']
When you are 12 and the radiologist makes you sign something saying you're not pregnant before you get an x-ray. Pretty awkward.

This happened to me at an x-ray I had when I was 12...
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YIKES!

Reminds me of when I go to give blood, I get asked: If I've ever been another gender, if I've ever been to a certain country before 1996 (CLEARLY my answer can't change!), if I've ever been pregnant (another answer that can't possibly change!)

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yeah i think physicals are awkward in general..they asked you weird things....disgusting things.....ew thats why i hate going to the doctors cuz they ask me all sorts of weird questions!
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Yes'm!!

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At the age of four, before I knew the difference between males and females, I saw my dad doing his laundry naked. I asked my mom why he had a tail.

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