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dominicansoul

[quote name='YMNolan' date='30 April 2010 - 11:29 AM' timestamp='1272641380' post='2102627']
No joke, a Catholic-themed pub needs to be made.
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Well, there should be a Crucifix hanging right above the bar...

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dominicansoul

and a holy water font at the door, so that phatmassers, when blessing themselves will say, "Blessed be this bar and all who dwell here!"

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[quote name='Didymus' date='30 April 2010 - 12:58 PM' timestamp='1272650309' post='2102687']
this is sounding more like a Chuckie-Cheeze than an Irish Pub.
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JMJ
Hey, it's not my fault that there is a drinking law. If I was in Germany, there would be no problems.

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IgnatiusofLoyola

[quote name='Didymus' date='30 April 2010 - 12:58 PM' timestamp='1272650309' post='2102687']
this is sounding more like a Chuckie-Cheeze than an Irish Pub.
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Nah, if were Chuckie-coagulated milk, it would be full of screaming kids under 10 having birthday parties, and the food would be terrible.

However, the one time I was in a Chuckie, they had a very cool "Whack-a-Mole" game. Very good for venting frustrations in a harmless way, and even the chance of winning a lame prize!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but my understanding was that those who are under age are still allowed (and often welcome) in most pubs in Ireland and the U.K. If I'm wrong, Tridenteen, we'll manage to get the pub zoned as a "restaurant," or whatever it takes to allow our younger Phatmassers a chance to enjoy the party.

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[quote name='Tridenteen' date='30 April 2010 - 02:50 PM' timestamp='1272649848' post='2102681']
JMJ
How bout a virgin pina colada? Or maybe a milk shake?
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O'Douls

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[quote name='dominicansoul' date='30 April 2010 - 12:44 PM' timestamp='1272642286' post='2102633']
Well, there should be a Crucifix hanging right above the bar...
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Naturally. And pictures of popes and saints everywhere. And laminated copies of church documents at very table for people to read while their food is prepared. And the waiters and waitresses great everyone by saying "Peace be with you".


Um... yeah... so I've thought about this before. :cool:

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