Should Cake Be Eaten With A Fork Or A Spoon

[Moosey]

I only eat cake with a spoon if Im also eating ice cream.

[MIKolbe]

there is no spoon

[IgnatiusofLoyola]

[quote name='Hilde' date='15 April 2010 - 02:08 AM' timestamp='1271315321' post='2093846']
This is something I've been thinking about lately. I'd be happy to hear your opinions.
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If I'm eating only cake, I normally eat it with a fork. But, I prefer cake with ice cream on it, and then I use a spoon for both.

However, I have been known to just use my fingers. (One of the benefits of living alone is that there is no one to criticize your manners.)

[IgnatiusofLoyola]

[quote name='MIkolbe' date='15 April 2010 - 12:03 PM' timestamp='1271351021' post='2094083']
there is no spoon
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If you need a spoon, I can loan you one. What I can't loan you is a knife. For whatever reason, I am down to three table knives, and three steak knives. I think they were stolen by the same creatures that steal my socks from the dryer.

[Bennn]

No spork option? [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif[/img]

[goldenchild17]

[quote name='Bennn' date='15 April 2010 - 01:19 PM' timestamp='1271359181' post='2094161']
No spork option? [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif[/img]
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Sporks are the evolutionary equivalent of tableware. Cutlery with an identity crisis. I can't even come up with its own name, not only stealing the best parts of a fork and a spoon, but taking their names for itself as well. Any self-respecting psychiatrist will look long and hard at the mental state of a person who uses a spork.

Edited April 15, 2010 by goldenchild17

[brandelynmarie]

[quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' date='15 April 2010 - 04:04 PM' timestamp='1271358280' post='2094151']
If you need a spoon, I can loan you one. What I can't loan you is a knife. For whatever reason, I am down to three table knives, and three steak knives. I think they were stolen by the same creatures that steal my socks from the dryer.
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I have a theory that the sock monsters also love silverware (they have taken 3 of my spoons too!) & that they store them in the rings of saturn. But that's just a theory... .

[jeffpugh]

There is no spoon, and, other: the cake is a lie.

Sporks are irrelevant.

[Marie-Therese]

Forks are for solids, i.e. cake. Spoons are for liquids, i.e. soup. I get weirded out when I see people eating what I consider to be fork foods with a spoon. It's just one of my idiosyncrasies, I suppose.

Spork sounds like a bad disease a Vulcan might get.

[Bennn]

Ah, forget it. Just eat with your hands.[img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Shpout]

with my bare hands of course!!!!!!!

lol I would go with what ever is available really... as long as I can eat the cake..

[Tridenteen]

JMJ
Ignatius of Loyola, you could ask the sisters where your forks went....they might know [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.gif[/img]

[Bennn]

They might have given them to the poor.

[IgnatiusofLoyola]

[quote name='Tridenteen' date='17 April 2010 - 07:14 AM' timestamp='1271506461' post='2095069']
JMJ
Ignatius of Loyola, you could ask the sisters where your forks went....they might know [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.gif[/img]
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It's not my forks that are missing--it's my knives! Perhaps the retired Sisters are using them to fight the forces of evil. However, 3 of the knives are kitchen knives and the steak knives are pretty dull, so I doubt anyone will get hurt.

[Bennn]

[quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' date='17 April 2010 - 05:21 PM' timestamp='1271517702' post='2095105']
It's not my forks that are missing--it's my knives! Perhaps the retired Sisters are using them to fight the forces of evil.
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That's doubtful. I'm pretty sure the Church condemns superstitions such as silver repelling werewolves.