vee Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 All of these are so funny Do you have wifi? I dont like singing can I just hum along instead? or whistle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlySunshine Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Do the Sisters get vacation time? Could I go to the beach if I want to? I can't use the community bathroom because I'm shy. Can I get my own bathroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tridenteen Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 [quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' date='13 April 2010 - 05:54 PM' timestamp='1271199280' post='2092774'] I didn't even know that there WERE Rosaries with beads to match your personality. I know there are many different styles of Rosaries, and a person might choose to use a particular Rosary because they think it is attractive. I've seen Rosaries with slightly larger beads for people with arthritic hands. But, a Rosary to match your personality? Do people really think that? What will we have next--Myers-Briggs Rosaries? "Are you an INFP? This is the right Rosary for you." [/quote] JMJ "Reverend Mother, I know the order's rule specifies a black 15 decade rosary, but that it so, unme. I am a bubbly person. Couldn't I wear a hot pink bead 7 decade Franciscan Crown? It matches my tempermant and my cheeks!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmaD2006 Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 You know, my goal in life is to become Mother General .... do you think that will be possible, say, in the next 2 years? Vow of poverty, so that means I can still have a little cash stashed away for personal use, right? So, what would happen if I (and I really am being hypothetical, I'd never do this but ...) decided to punch out one of the sisters who really gets on my nerves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tridenteen Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 JMJ What do you mean cigarettes are a luxury? I always wear Ralph Lauren's Sexy wonder perfume, why ca't I bring it with me? No lipstick, I feel naked without it?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laetitia crucis Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 This thread is full of WIN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlySunshine Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Bumping this up because I got good laughs from it! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credo in Deum Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Do you get smoke breaks, and do you have any cells where smoking is permitted? Is there room service? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlySunshine Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Can I go to the movies? I get claustrophobic. Do I have to stay inside the cloister at all times? (for a cloistered order, of course) Can I bring my car and go out for a while if I want? I don't like the food you cook here. Can I order take-out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlySunshine Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 These habits itch. Can I make my habit out of something softer, like silk? :hehe2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vee Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 What time do I get breakfast in bed?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feankie Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Can I invite my friends over for a sleepover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlySunshine Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Do I really have to obey everything you tell me to do? I don't like eating with other people. Can't I eat alone, in my room? I don't like manual labor. Can't we hire a gardener? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 "I eat ketchup on everything. Would it be ok if I bring several cases in with me?" ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlySunshine Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Can I call home every night? Why do we have to wake at 5am every morning to that clapper? Can't you use something softer? Can I have a TV in my cell? Can I still wear makeup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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