A Thread For Absurd And Absurdist Questions Of A Questionable Nature

[Laudate_Dominum]

[quote name='Paddington' date='07 April 2010 - 02:28 PM' timestamp='1270664925' post='2088568']
Sorry?
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Lol, nowayman, I was totally joking around. I'm never really serious on the interwebs.

[laetitia crucis]

[quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='07 April 2010 - 03:04 PM' timestamp='1270663483' post='2088535']
The real answer is that I was raised without a father figure and growing up I watched Star Trek so much that the character of Spock became my surrogate father. I suppose my father was a fusion of Spock, Kirk, and McCoy. This explains everything about me. Thank you, I've now resolved my childhood issues.
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I wish my dad was a fusion of Spock, Kirk, and McCoy.

That would have been most excellent.

Instead.... yeah....

So... If you end up taking after your Spock-Kirk-McCoy "father", and raising your family as such... well, that could make life really amusing for said family. Aaand, if by chance Luthien was raised by Picard-Data-Riker-Worf-Geordi-Deanna-Beverly, I'd say this is a win-win situation for Trekkie offspring.

[Paddington]

Aww shanks LD!

[Hilde]

What would they be discussing?

[Laudate_Dominum]

We hope to be as cool as this family.

[IMG]http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/NoonienSoong_2006/randominium/star-trek-family.jpg[/IMG]

[Marie-Therese]

[quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='07 April 2010 - 02:41 PM' timestamp='1270665687' post='2088581']
We hope to be as cool as this family.

[IMG]http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/NoonienSoong_2006/randominium/star-trek-family.jpg[/IMG]
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Let me translate.

Dad: "This iz teh awesomez."
Mom: "Dear God, make it stop."
Youngest child in middle: "Do I get the cool laser? Do I? DO I?"
Son in red: "I hope that I don't get killed. The guy in the red shirt is [i]always[/i] the one to die. I'm expendable Trek cast member #3."
Oldest son: "Chicks dig me."
Daughter: "Like, I could totally put a skirt on this and wear it to the mall. It's, like, all tight and stuff. I'm late to cheer practice, dad!"

[laetitia crucis]

[quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='07 April 2010 - 03:41 PM' timestamp='1270665687' post='2088581']
We hope to be as cool as this family.

[IMG]http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/NoonienSoong_2006/randominium/star-trek-family.jpg[/IMG]
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There's nothing that says "Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!" like a one-piece Deanna Troi uniform.



ETA: In middle school, my best friend and I made ST:TNG red uniforms like the one in the picture. Definitely didn't look professional, but we thought it was kewl.

Edited April 7, 2010 by laetitia crucis

[laetitia crucis]

[quote name='Marie-Therese' date='07 April 2010 - 03:50 PM' timestamp='1270666258' post='2088588']
Let me translate.

Dad: "This iz teh awesomez."
Mom: "Dear God, make it stop."
Youngest child in middle: "Do I get the cool laser? Do I? DO I?"
Son in red: "I hope that I don't get killed. The guy in the red shirt is [i]always[/i] the one to die. I'm expendable Trek cast member #3."
Oldest son: "Chicks dig me."
Daughter: "Like, I could totally put a skirt on this and wear it to the mall. It's, like, all tight and stuff. I'm late to cheer practice, dad!"
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Especially "Mom".

[jeffpugh]

[quote name='Marie-Therese' date='07 April 2010 - 02:50 PM' timestamp='1270666258' post='2088588']
Let me translate.

Dad: "This iz teh awesomez."
Mom: "Dear God, make it stop."
Youngest child in middle: "Do I get the cool laser? Do I? DO I?"
Son in red: "I hope that I don't get killed. The guy in the red shirt is [i]always[/i] the one to die. I'm expendable Trek cast member #3."
Oldest son: "Chicks dig me."
Daughter: "Like, I could totally put a skirt on this and wear it to the mall. It's, like, all tight and stuff. I'm late to cheer practice, dad!"
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Lullz. Wait, was tight the style in her time period? Mayhaps it's an innovation of the last 20 years?

[Laudate_Dominum]

Random fact of the day:

In 1987 the United States Supreme Court ruled in United States v. Stanley, 483 U.S. 669, that a U.S. serviceman who was given LSD without his consent, as part of military experiments, could not sue the U.S. Army for damages.

Sad story.

[txdinghysailor]

At what point during the quenching of a 1045 steel alloy does martensite, ferrite, and cementite form in equal carbon compositions?

[ardillacid]

[quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='10 April 2010 - 03:27 AM' timestamp='1270884443' post='2090350']
Random fact of the day:

In 1987 the United States Supreme Court ruled in United States v. Stanley, 483 U.S. 669, that a U.S. serviceman who was given LSD without his consent, as part of military experiments, could not sue the U.S. Army for damages.

Sad story.
[/quote]
Your jealousy is showing...

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='txdinghysailor' date='10 April 2010 - 05:56 AM' timestamp='1270896997' post='2090362']
At what point during the quenching of a 1045 steel alloy does martensite, ferrite, and cementite form in equal carbon compositions?
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Point 3.

[Marie-Therese]

[quote name='txdinghysailor' date='10 April 2010 - 06:56 AM' timestamp='1270896997' post='2090362']
At what point during the quenching of a 1045 steel alloy does martensite, ferrite, and cementite form in equal carbon compositions?
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At the austenite grain boundaries?

[Bennn]

[quote name='txdinghysailor' date='10 April 2010 - 12:56 PM' timestamp='1270896997' post='2090362']
At what point during the quenching of a 1045 steel alloy does martensite, ferrite, and cementite form in equal carbon compositions?
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[img]http://www.freefoto.com/images/15/19/15_19_1---Tree--Sunrise--Northumberland_web.jpg[/img]

The answer lies behind this tree.