A Thread For Absurd And Absurdist Questions Of A Questionable Nature

[Laudate_Dominum]

[quote name='Innocent' date='07 April 2010 - 10:58 AM' timestamp='1270652311' post='2088381']
The egg probably came first, say the folks at [url="http://science.howstuffworks.com/genetic-science/question85.htm"]HowStuffWorks.com[/url]
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Lawl. So serious. Let ur hair down. jk. That explanation is the same as what I was thinking. Now I feel smart in my science thinkin.

[Jesus_lol]

[quote name='Sacred Music Man' date='07 April 2010 - 09:40 AM' timestamp='1270658407' post='2088446']
LAWL!! Plus one.


I did once upon a time. Legend has it I tried to defend the existence of Dairygirl when Budge thought she was a puppet profile.

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thanks

wow, budge vs dairygirl, that must have been an epic battle.

[jeffpugh]

[quote name='Jesus_lol' date='07 April 2010 - 12:47 PM' timestamp='1270658852' post='2088451']
thanks

wow, budge vs dairygirl, that must have been an epic battle.
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It was a battle of legends. No one knew what was going on sometimes. There would be serious bible thumping by the former party, some partial disagreeing with the latter, but in the end, we knew one things was for sure...


No one won.






















No srsly. I think Budge ended up not finishing it b/c she got the ban hammer dropped on her.

[Nihil Obstat]

I'd like to see Stormstopper versus reyb versus Tod Vetter versus Tab'le whatever. I would even pay money to have a copy of that thread in poster form.

[Jesus_lol]

with philosoraptor in the background, pondering.

[laetitia crucis]

[quote name='notardillacid' date='07 April 2010 - 12:18 PM' timestamp='1270653522' post='2088386']
what is time?
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Time is the fire in which we burn. -- Dr. Tolian Soran

[Laudate_Dominum]

[quote name='laetitia crucis' date='07 April 2010 - 01:11 PM' timestamp='1270660307' post='2088481']
Time is the fire in which we burn. -- Dr. Tolian Soran
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+1

[laetitia crucis]

[quote name='laetitia crucis' date='07 April 2010 - 02:11 PM' timestamp='1270660307' post='2088481']
Time is the fire in which we burn. -- Dr. Tolian Soran
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[quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='07 April 2010 - 02:15 PM' timestamp='1270660538' post='2088485']
+1
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That quote always stuck with me from the first time I saw [i]Generations[/i] back in the day.

[Paddington]

[quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' date='06 April 2010 - 06:21 PM' timestamp='1270588865' post='2087893']Unfortunately the prayer has been removed from modern versions of the litany.
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[Laudate_Dominum]

[quote name='Paddington' date='07 April 2010 - 01:48 PM' timestamp='1270662530' post='2088517']
[quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' date='06 April 2010 - 05:21 PM' timestamp='1270588865' post='2087893']
Unfortunately the prayer has been removed from modern versions of the litany.
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Yes!! Bring back the prayer!! We should create a petition and maybe organize protests!

[Arpy]

[quote name='notardillacid' date='07 April 2010 - 08:18 AM' timestamp='1270653522' post='2088386']
what is time?
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

[Paddington]

[quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='06 April 2010 - 07:18 PM' timestamp='1270592288' post='2087952']
1. What actually caused the Dancing Plague of 1518?
2. Why is it that when I search my feelings I believe that Leonard Nimoy is my father?
[s]3. Was the "kiss of shame" placed on the devil's butt-cheeks or worse? When proxies were used, such as goats, where [u]exactly[/u] did they kiss the goat?[/s] Okay, maybe I don't really want to know.
4. Did Pythagoras condemn the eating of beans or not?

These are very important questions.
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1. Pepsi
2. Because you want to feel more important, yet you are already more important.
3. Butt-cheeks
4. Yes. He had a weak stomach and poor cooking skills and was very controlling and dogmatic.

[Laudate_Dominum]

[quote name='Paddington' date='07 April 2010 - 01:59 PM' timestamp='1270663163' post='2088526']
[quote] 2. Why is it that when I search my feelings I believe that Leonard Nimoy is my father?
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2. Because you want to feel more important, yet you are already more important.
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The real answer is that I was raised without a father figure and growing up I watched Star Trek so much that the character of Spock became my surrogate father. I suppose my father was a fusion of Spock, Kirk, and McCoy. This explains everything about me. Thank you, I've now resolved my childhood issues.

[Paddington]

[quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='07 April 2010 - 03:04 PM' timestamp='1270663483' post='2088535']
The real answer is that I was raised without a father figure and growing up I watched Star Trek so much that the character of Spock became my surrogate father. I suppose my father was a fusion of Spock, Kirk, and McCoy. This explains everything about me. Thank you, I've now resolved my childhood issues.
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You're welcome.


Sorry?

[Marie-Therese]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='07 April 2010 - 12:58 PM' timestamp='1270659499' post='2088463']
I'd like to see Stormstopper versus reyb versus Tod Vetter versus Tab'le whatever. I would even pay money to have a copy of that thread in poster form.
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The thought of this is so utterly epic as to boggle the mind.


[quote name='Paddington' date='07 April 2010 - 01:59 PM' timestamp='1270663163' post='2088526']
4. Yes. He had a weak stomach and poor cooking skills and was very controlling and dogmatic.
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As someone who thought high school geometry was straight from Satan, this made me seriously LOL.