A Thread For Absurd And Absurdist Questions Of A Questionable Nature

[Jesus_lol]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='06 April 2010 - 06:45 PM' timestamp='1270604722' post='2088110']
Yea, I guess I'm mostly the same.
Although sometimes I get this impression that she's agreeing and disagreeing at the same time.
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or possibly she is "refusing to speculate"

[AccountDeleted]

Are you telling me that fairies don't exist?? Does that apply to Santa Claus and the tooth fairy too? Why wasn't I told?

[laetitia crucis]

[quote name='nunsense' date='06 April 2010 - 10:50 PM' timestamp='1270605033' post='2088118']
Are you telling me that fairies don't exist?? Does that apply to Santa Claus and the tooth fairy too? Why wasn't I told?
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They do exist! They do!

[Selah]

You devil worshipping muggles

[Arpy]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='06 April 2010 - 03:21 PM' timestamp='1270592460' post='2087954']
My personal favourite: (this one could be called a triple- or even quadruple-meme)
[img]http://benisawesome.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/philosoraptor_-_has_anyone_really_been_as_far_as_decided_to_use_even_go_want_to_do_look_more_like.jpg[/img]
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Fact: Chuck Norris has really been as far as decided to use even go want to do looked more like.

[Arpy]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='06 April 2010 - 06:18 PM' timestamp='1270603116' post='2088077']
You actually try to read them?
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Hey, you guys remember that Table Dubya-rye person? That was a has anyone been so far etc. guy if I ever saw one.

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='Arpy' date='06 April 2010 - 11:37 PM' timestamp='1270615039' post='2088231']
Hey, you guys remember that Table Dubya-rye person? That was a has anyone been so far etc. guy if I ever saw one.
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Glad you reminded me!! He was like my favourite guy ever!

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye' date='28 May 2009 - 06:25 AM' timestamp='1243509927' post='1877156']
If Love,truth and fogiveness is the vine than there are many branches not in that there are many roads but that the source of the branch is the cross and the gospels of fogiveness and the holy promises of christ(the sacrements,including confession and admission of sin when and if thought of or overun emotionally to act upon)in defense of the ten commandments and the law of moses in the true light of christ.... yes/no?
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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='28 May 2009 - 09:32 PM' timestamp='1243564368' post='1877522']
This is a question? Seriously?
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[quote name='Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye' date='02 June 2009 - 08:31 AM' timestamp='1243949490' post='1881061']
Yes nihil this is a seriouse question i've only been back at church for 4 years but i have already on the yahoo chat engine met people whom push ultimatums on the whole one way approach yet JESUS in his testimonies on the workings of GOD even though there is a straight and narrow in my examinations of the words of the LORD he also totally understands that the straight and narrow is the source(GOD) but that we are the branches not the vine and bearing different quantities of fruit and qualities. What i guess i'm aiming at is a greter acceptance that we are branches and not actually the vine although we strive to be perfect like the father is in our amblings towards the sky and to capture the gifts of heaven like the sunlight and to thirstly drink up what water is given to us by heaven.I guess my walk since coming back to church has led me to the understanding that different people are on different levels spiritually and i can not pass judgement on the condition of another persons soul in as such as some branches are closer to the ground and some tower in the sky some get weighed down by excess fruit and break,some bear sour fruit some sweet some no fruit and are barren, but in this i'm trying to ask am i okay to alert people to there condition that is seen without making judgements upon the condition of there soul or there relationship wth GOD to ensure an even spread in there lives of good fruit and coax them to aim for the heights of virtue and pure fruit so to speak without coming across judgemental, My soul is in anguish over this, is this the spirit telling me to work on my own virtue and fruits before even attempting to work on others? It is a question designed to illuminate the good and get any new christians or youth of the catholic church thinking about GOD and what it all means.
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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='03 June 2009 - 08:57 AM' timestamp='1244037448' post='1881857']
All I meant is that I don't see a question. Just a yes/no? at the end.
I could talk all I wanted and even have enormous run on sentences in the vein of this one but of course you and I both know that adding a question mark at the end in most if not all cases will not turn the enormous run on sentence into a real question?
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[quote name='MC IMaGiNaZUN' date='03 June 2009 - 04:16 PM' timestamp='1244063761' post='1882275']
lol this is funny i cant understand what anyone is saying there are a lot of ideas jampacked into long unending paragraphs which make no sense without punctuation i am so confused all i can do is laugh so i wanted to write about how funny this post is because it is confusing at least to me when i clicked on the phatmass phorum and talked to the people on phorum and there were posts that were confusing and now i am rambling if you even have read this far this post of mine then i hope you are laughing too because you might find it funny like i do yes/no?
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[Hilde]

[quote]i'm trying to ask am i okay to alert people to there condition that is seen without making judgements upon the condition of there soul or there relationship wth GOD to ensure an even spread in there lives of good fruit and coax them to aim for the heights of virtue and pure fruit so to speak without coming across judgemental[/quote] Is that the question?

How do I alert people without sounding judmental. Or something.

Edited April 7, 2010 by Hilde

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye' date='27 May 2009 - 10:00 PM' timestamp='1243479617' post='1876945']
I find on my walk that i was exposed to sin at a very early age and release deeply now how much more important it is of our love for others and for GOD(and his love for us) than what other people think or say about us and to avoid sin needs to be insilled into children right through till college and this whole opinion of what is better to choose to be baptised or to be baptised at birth(the truth of the matter is jesus go and baptise all nations[he never stipulated an age of concent but a good parent if LOVE is our greatest gift from GOD and also that we can give than original sin will be abated a.s.a.p YES/NO? i say yes and in catholic education we need to be taught the bible as well as access to books about saints and taught how to pray and the greater benefits of the sacrements to be given to the world...eucharist and confession, marriage,deaconite,layity,priesthood,nun
ns that we are called to be a priestly people no matter our vocation or title, marriage to Charity in a way richer or poorer better or worse but to fogive and teach right from worng without fear of what others think or have against christianity and to teach love like christ taught us.Not that where called to be martyrs christ bore the cross for our sins and we need to believe that though the holy word and sacrements JESUS can break us free from the chains of sin and teach us a charitable love without fear of the world and the holy spirit of courage that extends beyond institution into our daily life and neighbours friends and family.
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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='27 May 2009 - 10:04 PM' timestamp='1243479898' post='1876949']
[quote name='Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye' date='27 May 2009 - 10:00 PM' timestamp='1243479617' post='1876945']
I find on my walk that i was exposed to sin at a very early age and release deeply now how much more important it is of our love for others and for GOD(and his love for us) than what other people think or say about us and to avoid sin needs to be insilled into children right through till college and this whole opinion of what is better to choose to be baptised or to be baptised at birth(the truth of the matter is jesus go and baptise all nations[he never stipulated an age of concent but a good parent if LOVE is our greatest gift from GOD and also that we can give than original sin will be abated a.s.a.p YES/NO?

i say yes and in catholic education we need to be taught the bible as well as access to books about saints and taught how to pray and the greater benefits of the sacrements to be given to the world...eucharist and confession, marriage,deaconite,layity,priesthood,nun
ns that we are called to be a priestly people no matter our vocation or title, marriage to Charity in a way richer or poorer better or worse but to fogive and teach right from worng without fear of what others think or have against christianity and to teach love like christ taught us.

Not that where called to be martyrs christ bore the cross for our sins and we need to believe that though the holy word and sacrements JESUS can break us free from the chains of sin and teach us a charitable love without fear of the world and the holy spirit of courage that extends beyond institution into our daily life and neighbours friends and family.
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I conveniently broke your post into individual sentences. There are three of them. I believe this is why I don't understand you. Sorry.
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[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye' date='27 May 2009 - 08:23 PM' timestamp='1243473834' post='1876856']
I don't credit card(modern day apostasy,in that greed[instant cash fix]people heal peoplelive life love.) I can not worship the LORD and mammon...sorry don't hit me up for cash, your best bet is osk and that is a charity box at the local shops/takeaway with a chain on it so it can' be stolen that's how it's always been done in australia and charity drives once or twice a year ie: saint vincent de-pauls or salvos or smith family etc etc... gold and silver coin donations are far more exceptable in a economical downfall environment and many charities have succeeded and still suceed today with such donation(the lady jesus said is the greatest gave one coin[because thats all she had] read the word, this is why the church is so successful in it's poverty missions, and contary to lies is not all held in a bank account or in vatican gold it is used worldwide, especially for children and families as far as i know.I give what i can to whom i can when i can if i'm financially viable when somone is in need, and at present i have not the ability to finance you guys, one day if i can get a term deposit debit account, that isn't credit and based on the money put into the account... young men and women rise up the banks have to offer term depsits with small fees and not much interest....6 months to 48 months is fair enough locked funds. This is how we need to move and tell the banks...U.S.A your still democratic the buisnesses and government work for the people as well as visa versa and thiz needz to be recognised, rise up live life love, richer or poorer better or worse, young christian men and women rise up this is the oldest bridge between man and women...inside where equals(we have emotions/good and bad)and we where all born babies and totally reliant on the world around us because we could not provide for ourselves... ie: we need each other and to deny thiz and push self sucess is a lie we a naught accept love...love waters faithfullness and gives birth to fruits of hope...

p.s. i don't mean to be offensive with the please don't hit me up, im on government benefits and unemployed.please understand
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[quote name='Kitty' date='27 May 2009 - 08:48 PM' timestamp='1243475336' post='1876868']
What?
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[quote name='MithLuin' date='27 May 2009 - 08:58 PM' timestamp='1243475925' post='1876874']
Perhaps you missed the Phatmass Phorum message asking for a donation of $1 from each person?

Somehow, I think that rant was a way of saying 'no, thanks.'
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[quote name='prose' date='27 May 2009 - 09:21 PM' timestamp='1243477300' post='1876886']
I don't know about that... The title refers to the Marian movement....
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[quote name='Winchester' date='27 May 2009 - 09:21 PM' timestamp='1243477303' post='1876887']
[img]http://i40.tinypic.com/ricksk.jpg[/img]
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[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='27 May 2009 - 09:32 PM' timestamp='1243477945' post='1876904']

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[quote name='Brother Vinny' date='27 May 2009 - 09:42 PM' timestamp='1243478523' post='1876921']
Most credit cards, if you pay them of each month, don't accrue interest (as long as there's no cash advance).

Phatmass gives us all a chance to share a bit of ourselves with others, and gave Tab'le Du... a platform for an inarticulate rant. Shouldn't we [i]want[/i] to give a little back?
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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='27 May 2009 - 09:45 PM' timestamp='1243478749' post='1876927']
Tab'le, I have to be honest with you. I've read most of your posts at some time or another, and I've never fully understood a single one of them.
This one in fact, I don't think I really understood any of.
So.... yea. That's how it is.
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[quote name='Hassan' date='27 May 2009 - 09:48 PM' timestamp='1243478907' post='1876929']
m'kay?







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[quote name='Resurrexi' date='27 May 2009 - 09:51 PM' timestamp='1243479118' post='1876932']

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[Marie-Therese]

Oh I forgot about that dude. His stream of consciousness had a fork in it.

[Innocent]

[quote name='laetitia crucis' date='07 April 2010 - 04:20 AM' timestamp='1270590619' post='2087925']
Which came first: the chicken or the egg?


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The egg probably came first, say the folks at [url="http://science.howstuffworks.com/genetic-science/question85.htm"]HowStuffWorks.com[/url]

[ardillacid]

what is time?

[jeffpugh]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='06 April 2010 - 05:32 PM' timestamp='1270589543' post='2087907']
Here's a better question: Can you ask a question without questioning? Can you answer a question without a question being asked? Can a question be an answer? If everyone believes a question is an answer, do the answers become questions? Is this one question, or many?
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This is many questions. And probably an answer. Not sure. I like it though.

[quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='06 April 2010 - 06:04 PM' timestamp='1270591484' post='2087937']
how-dare-you-one-up-me-so
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And that's a question without asking a question!!

[quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='06 April 2010 - 06:18 PM' timestamp='1270592288' post='2087952']
1. What actually caused the Dancing Plague of 1518?
2. Why is it that when I search my feelings I believe that Leonard Nimoy is my father?
[s]3. Was the "kiss of shame" placed on the devil's butt-cheeks or worse? When proxies were used, such as goats, where [u]exactly[/u] did they kiss the goat?[/s] Okay, maybe I don't really want to know.
4. Did Pythagoras condemn the eating of beans or not?

These are very important questions.
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Lawl. Nimoy your father? Maybe Spiritually \\//,

[quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='06 April 2010 - 08:26 PM' timestamp='1270600009' post='2088036']
Perhaps a highly pronounced speciation event where two non-chickens produced the first true chicken offspring? By a random accident of nature a duck and an iguana were able to mate and the result was the first evarr chicken. True story. But why are there no crocoducks?
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This is win. Oh! I remember crocoducks!

[quote name='Jesus_lol' date='06 April 2010 - 08:46 PM' timestamp='1270601200' post='2088042']
Wow i didnt know dairygirl's posting style was a meme
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LAWL!! Plus one.

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='06 April 2010 - 09:18 PM' timestamp='1270603116' post='2088077']
You actually try to read them?
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I did once upon a time. Legend has it I tried to defend the existence of Dairygirl when Budge thought she was a puppet profile.

[quote name='Jesus_lol' date='06 April 2010 - 09:39 PM' timestamp='1270604370' post='2088107']
every once in a while. all i can ever get is a vague sense she agrees with me, or doesnt. if i am lucky. most of the time, no comprehension.
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Lawl. I hear ya.

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='06 April 2010 - 09:45 PM' timestamp='1270604722' post='2088110']
Yea, I guess I'm mostly the same.
Although sometimes I get this impression that she's agreeing and disagreeing at the same time.
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I get that too!

[quote name='notardillacid' date='07 April 2010 - 11:18 AM' timestamp='1270653522' post='2088386']
what is time?
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A question that is an answer!