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The Least Inspiring Vocation Quote Ever


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brandelynmarie

[quote name='vee8' date='02 April 2010 - 11:21 PM' timestamp='1270261285' post='2085813']
:lol_pound:
Well the quote did say to grab [i]something [/i]... they just didnt realize when you leave it open to interpretation you get bunchies being flung around :lol:
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well...Bunchies are joyous & loving & would be very festive. :blush: I just wouldn't put one on a stick to wave it around.....

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Well, Ive got another one from the same bulletin.

[i]You`ve got an incredible message to make credible. It is not like selling used cars! It is proclaiming eternal life, forgiveness, and Great love![/i]

Used cars <sigh> <_< I should hope not!

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laetitia crucis

[quote name='vee8' date='07 April 2010 - 08:16 PM' timestamp='1270682215' post='2088759']
Well, Ive got another one from the same bulletin.

[i]You`ve got an incredible message to make credible. It is not like selling used cars! It is proclaiming eternal life, forgiveness, and Great love![/i]

Used cars <sigh> <_< I should hope not!
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:rolling:

C'mer kid! :deal: I can getcha vocation with great financing options.

Zero down, zero interest!

:pimp:

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IgnatiusofLoyola

[quote name='laetitia crucis' date='07 April 2010 - 06:20 PM' timestamp='1270682443' post='2088763']
[img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/rotfl.gif[/img]

C'mer kid! [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/deal.gif[/img] I can getcha vocation with great financing options.

Zero down, zero interest!

[img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/pimp.gif[/img]
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Yeah, but can you give me a lifetime warranty? What about an after-life warranty?

What about trade-in value? If I don't like it, can I change it for something else?

What about cup....I mean chalice-holders?

Most importantly, does it come in black? [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/biker.gif[/img]

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Indwelling Trinity

I remenber one from a vocation directors ad for her community... "Sometimes you feel like being a nun and sometimes you don't... come join us!" So what does one become? (Thinking... a dirtbag on a Hoover?) :blink:

BTW... what is a bunchie?:unsure:

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laetitia crucis

[quote name='Indwelling Trinity' date='08 April 2010 - 03:50 PM' timestamp='1270752624' post='2089365']
I remenber one from a vocation directors ad for her community... "Sometimes you feel like being a nun and sometimes you don't... come join us!" So what does one become? (Thinking... a dirtbag on a Hoover?) :blink:

BTW... what is a bunchie?:unsure:
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Did that same ad have a sister praying on the cover and then when you open it, a sister rock climbing??

If so... I've seen it, too. :sadder:

Guess it seems somewhat appropriate to play off of the Almond Joy / Mounds advert: "Sometimes you feel like a nut -- sometimes you don't." given the situation........... :mellow:

:shock:

:unsure:

:hehehe:

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laetitia crucis

[quote name='Indwelling Trinity' date='08 April 2010 - 03:50 PM' timestamp='1270752624' post='2089365']
BTW... what is a bunchie?:unsure:
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P.S. -- [url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showtopic=104072"]What is a Bunchie?[/url] -- See link. :))

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[quote name='laetitia crucis' date='08 April 2010 - 04:47 PM' timestamp='1270756065' post='2089428']
P.S. -- [url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showtopic=104072"]What is a Bunchie?[/url] -- See link. :))
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[img]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u35/Raelzx/talking_bunchie01.gif[/img]

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Indwelling Trinity

[quote name='osapientia' date='08 April 2010 - 05:41 PM' timestamp='1270759301' post='2089462']
[img]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u35/Raelzx/talking_bunchie01.gif[/img]
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Laughing and was afraid it was a pair of underwear! Nope not afraid of bunchies! :P

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Buncies are too lame for the lame board, and certainly too lame for the VS. Some people like them and find them funny I don't know why.

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laetitia crucis

[quote name='Indwelling Trinity' date='08 April 2010 - 09:33 PM' timestamp='1270773207' post='2089626']
So this is bad?:sadder:
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:shock:

:console:

They speak BLASPHEMY!!!

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