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[quote name='Nadezhda' date='30 March 2010 - 07:19 PM' timestamp='1269994784' post='2083743']
The "illustrate oxymorons with emoticons" thread?
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No, I am just stating the truth.

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Laudate_Dominum

Daddy sang bass, mama sang tenor
Me and little brother would join right in there
Singin' seems to help a troubled soul
One of these days and it won't be long
I'll rejoin them in a song
I'm gonna join the family circle at the throne

Though the circle won't be broken
By and by, Lord, by and by
Daddy sang bass, mama sang tenor
Me and little brother would join right in there
In the sky, Lord, in the sky

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[quote name='Laudate_Dominum' date='30 March 2010 - 09:24 PM' timestamp='1269995059' post='2083745']
Daddy sang bass, mama sang tenor
Me and little brother would join right in there
Singin' seems to help a troubled soul
One of these days and it won't be long
I'll rejoin them in a song
I'm gonna join the family circle at the throne

Though the circle won't be broken
By and by, Lord, by and by
Daddy sang bass, mama sang tenor
Me and little brother would join right in there
In the sky, Lord, in the sky
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[i]Exactly.[/i]

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IgnatiusofLoyola

[quote name='Resurrexi' date='30 March 2010 - 07:20 PM' timestamp='1269994844' post='2083744']
No, I am just stating the truth.
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By definition, I'm not sure it's possible to be a hippie and a warmonger at the same time. I come from the land where hippies were created, and part of the definition of a hippie is to say "Peace" a lot (usually under the influence of some plantlike substance).

It's possible that, as a hippie grows older, he or she may become a warmonger, but if they do, they no longer are hippies, by definition.

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[quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' date='30 March 2010 - 09:56 PM' timestamp='1270004161' post='2083805']
By definition, I'm not sure it's possible to be a hippie and a warmonger at the same time. I come from the land where hippies were created, and part of the definition of a hippie is to say "Peace" a lot (usually under the influence of some plantlike substance).
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I do say "peace" a lot. You would know this if you ever went to the Phatmass chatroom. :P

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I would say hippies are secret warmongerers. After all, they are fighting today and doing quite the damage to "conservatism" and the holy deposit of faith in Americans and Canadians.

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IgnatiusofLoyola

[quote name='Resurrexi' date='30 March 2010 - 10:01 PM' timestamp='1270004519' post='2083812']
I do say "peace" a lot. You would know this if you ever went to the Phatmass chatroom. [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/P.gif[/img]
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I didn't even know there WAS a Phatmass chatroom. :->

But, to be a hippie, it's not enough to just say "peace"--you have to say it while under the influence of some plantlike substance. Lots of people say "peace" but don't qualify as hippies.

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' date='30 March 2010 - 10:06 PM' timestamp='1270004782' post='2083818']
I didn't even know there WAS a Phatmass chatroom. :->

But, to be a hippie, it's not enough to just say "peace"--you have to say it while under the influence of some plantlike substance. Lots of people say "peace" but don't qualify as hippies.
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In my opinion, drug influence isn't necessary if you look the part perfectly. That would include stripy bell bottoms, a long tie die or flowery t-shirt, a rope cord belt on top of the t shirt, circular glasses, then really long (lice infested) hair and a flowery headband. Also you need to smell bad.

That way nobody questions your hippie cred.

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IgnatiusofLoyola

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='30 March 2010 - 10:16 PM' timestamp='1270005380' post='2083830']
In my opinion, drug influence isn't necessary if you look the part perfectly. That would include stripy bell bottoms, a long tie die or flowery t-shirt, a rope cord belt on top of the t shirt, circular glasses, then really long (lice infested) hair and a flowery headband. Also you need to smell bad.

That way nobody questions your hippie cred.
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I mostly agree with you, but if you aren't going to actually partake of plantlike substances, you still need to talk as if are "under the influence of the evil weed." This can be learned quite easily. Also, ideally you should smell like marijuana, so find a venue where the majority of people are partaking and hang out there for awhile. That should do it.

Also, for a male, a beard helps you look the part, ideally a scraggly beard. Having lice in your beard is particularly good for adding to your "hippie cred."

Talking a lot about how many times you had to be taken to the free clinic also adds authenticity.

Also, you should talk as if is the 60's and refuse to accept that the 60's are over.

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' date='30 March 2010 - 10:51 PM' timestamp='1270007460' post='2083849']
I mostly agree with you, but if you aren't going to actually partake of plantlike substances, you still need to talk as if are "under the influence of the evil weed." This can be learned quite easily. Also, ideally you should smell like marijuana, so find a venue where the majority of people are partaking and hang out there for awhile. That should do it.

Also, for a male, a beard helps you look the part, ideally a scraggly beard. Having lice in your beard is particularly good for adding to your "hippie cred."

Talking a lot about how many times you had to be taken to the free clinic also adds authenticity.

Also, you should talk as if is the 60's and refuse to accept that the 60's are over.
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Dude, man, that's like..........
..........sooooo deep. You know? It's like I tooootally am on the same level as you. It's almost like we were totally having the same though.

Dude, that's trippy.

It, like, totally gives me a new perspective on, like, life and everything, man. Totally changed how I think about this, it's like I'm, like, enlightened or something man.

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[quote name='notardillacid' date='30 March 2010 - 09:56 PM' timestamp='1270011374' post='2083873']
Nobody in this thread knows what it is to be a hippie
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I do. Small gulf island in west coast BC.

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tinytherese

[quote name='Resurrexi' date='30 March 2010 - 10:01 PM' timestamp='1270004519' post='2083812']
I do say "peace" a lot. You would know this if you ever went to the Phatmass chatroom. :P
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I can easily picture you saying, "pax." Sometimes I begin letters or emails with "Pax Christi."

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