StMichael Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2859895/Elton-John-claims-Jesus-was-gay.html JESUS was GAY - according to the gospel of SIR ELTON JOHN. The singer makes his controversial claim about the Lord in a new US interview that will enrage America's bible belt. Elton, 62, declares as he pours out his heart to a magazine: "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems." He adds: "Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead." He goes on in the same interview to describe how he and DAVID FURNISH, 47 - now his "husband" - first got together. The pop veteran tells Parade magazine: "I was attracted to David immediately. He was very well dressed, very shy. The next night we had dinner. "After it, we fell in love very quickly." He said of previous lovers: "I'd always choose someone younger. I wanted to smother them with love. I'd take them around the world, try to educate them. "One after another they got a Cartier watch, a Versace outfit, maybe a sports car. "They didn't have jobs. They were reliant on me. "In six months they were bored and hated my guts because I'd taken their lives and self-worth away. I hadn't intended to." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 well.. isn't he Anglican? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veridicus Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Oh Sir Elton John.....I wonder if he thinks all the positive moral figures in history were in the closet homosexuals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 I like him better when only music comes out of his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apotheoun Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 I think Elton's intellect has blown out . . . like a candle in the wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 pretty much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 [quote name='StMichael' date='18 February 2010 - 10:26 PM' timestamp='1266549982' post='2059197'] "After it, we fell in love very quickly." He said of previous lovers: "I'd always choose someone younger. I wanted to smother them with love. I'd take them around the world, try to educate them. "One after another they got a Cartier watch, a Versace outfit, maybe a sports car. "They didn't have jobs. They were reliant on me. "In six months they were bored and hated my guts because I'd taken their lives and self-worth away. I hadn't intended to." [/quote] Just more proof that gays are just as promiscuous as straight folk...and for the same poor reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saline_queen Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 [quote name='CatherineM' date='18 February 2010 - 10:53 PM' timestamp='1266551622' post='2059238'] I like him better when only music comes out of his mouth. [/quote] LOL! I have to agree. What an idiot. Poor guy. I'll pray for him and pray he comes to his senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 I'm so glad I take my formal theological cues from a blatantly anti-religious pop culture icon! Oh wait.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apotheoun Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Someone should start a thread entitled: Jesus: Elton John is gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socrates Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 [quote name='Apotheoun' date='18 February 2010 - 11:22 PM' timestamp='1266553335' post='2059275'] Jesus: Elton John is gay [/quote] beaver dam! Beat me to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 [quote name='CatherineM' date='18 February 2010 - 10:53 PM' timestamp='1266551622' post='2059238'] I like him better when only music comes out of his mouth. [/quote] I ve never liked any of his music, except for Crocodile Rock, and that only because it has a beat you can dance to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus_lol Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 i can think of a couple Gay singers i would rather listen to than him. Rob Halford from Judas Priest and Freddy Mercury from Queen top that list. i like the complete lack of evidence of any of his claims. "personally i think jesus was a 13th century illegal alien pioneering hip hop artist! cause that would be supah cool!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Might Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 [quote name='Jesus_lol' date='19 February 2010 - 01:10 AM' timestamp='1266559806' post='2059321']"personally i think jesus was a 13th century illegal alien pioneering hip hop artist! cause that would be supah cool!" [/quote] If you look closely at Michelangelo's painting of The Last Supper, you will see that it's not a plate in the center of the table, it's actually a turntable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissyP89 Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Benny! Benny! Benny is my Poooooooope, Poooooooooope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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