Happy Festivus

[Saint Therese]

I think I'm ready to wrestle.

[Arpy]

It grieves me that:
1. It will be a very long time, if ever, until I shall again be able to see the nice pretty girl who worked with me at the pool last night.
2. There is a complete lack of snow here such as to cause one to shake his fist at the world, roll over, and go back to sleep, as I did this morning.
3. People take unserious things seriously and serious things too seriously.
4. I have to wait until Christmas morning to eat the toutierre my mom baked.
5. Keith Goldman may still have a bias against studs.
6. I was not able to get all the pieces for my project from the same store.
7. I have coworkers at my other job who stand around and talk instead of working.
8. People think one-word posts and number ratings in the BBC are acceptable.
9. People aren't doing enough to make our world better.
10. The Norwegian spiral lights and Russian pyramid haven't been outed as UFOs or crazy new military tech.
11. I don't have enough time to do everything I want to do and the time I do have I manage poorly.
12. My sister has chosen to play the clarinet.
13. I don't want to do anything with my NaNoWriMo novel now.
14. The Internet can be used for evil as well as for good.
15. I still don't know which college I want to go to most.
16. I have to wait for all these awesome movies that are coming out next year.
17. People keep misappropriating the meaning of the word 'love.'
18. My mom thinks having a laptop on my lap will give me cancer.
19. See #1.
20. I can't think of any more grievances.
21. I forgot Twilight until now.
22. Twilight has extended its insidious reach into our local economy such that businesses are now offering Twilight golf and Bella burgers.
23. Our society is slipping, and Twilight is just one of the symptoms.

[homeschoolmom]

The Twilight Zone (which is way cooler than Twilight) is availible on dvd (which is cool), but at like $70 per season... (off to the library)...

Neither Batman (the tv show) nor the Monkees are available on dvd and my kids would love them.

And a potential for 15-20" of snow on Christmas!

[Lil Red]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='23 December 2009 - 03:15 PM' timestamp='1261606553' post='2025231']
And a potential for 15-20" of snow on Christmas!
[/quote]
+J.M.J.+
wow.

[dominicansoul]

i'm housesitting a large house and I have to get to bed by 7 p.m. because I get spooked by all the real and crazy noises that get my imagination running to the point I'm terrified...

[jeffpugh]

[quote name='Arpy' date='23 December 2009 - 05:05 PM' timestamp='1261605924' post='2025227']
It grieves me that:
1. It will be a very long time, if ever, until I shall again be able to see the nice pretty girl who worked with me at the pool last night.
2. There is a complete lack of snow here such as to cause one to shake his fist at the world, roll over, and go back to sleep, as I did this morning.
3. People take unserious things seriously and serious things too seriously.
4. I have to wait until Christmas morning to eat the toutierre my mom baked.
5. Keith Goldman may still have a bias against studs.
6. I was not able to get all the pieces for my project from the same store.
7. I have coworkers at my other job who stand around and talk instead of working.
8. People think one-word posts and number ratings in the BBC are acceptable.
9. People aren't doing enough to make our world better.
10. The Norwegian spiral lights and Russian pyramid haven't been outed as UFOs or crazy new military tech.
11. I don't have enough time to do everything I want to do and the time I do have I manage poorly.
12. My sister has chosen to play the clarinet.
13. I don't want to do anything with my NaNoWriMo novel now.
14. The Internet can be used for evil as well as for good.
15. I still don't know which college I want to go to most.
16. I have to wait for all these awesome movies that are coming out next year.
17. People keep misappropriating the meaning of the word 'love.'
18. My mom thinks having a laptop on my lap will give me cancer.
19. See #1.
20. I can't think of any more grievances.
21. I forgot Twilight until now.
22. Twilight has extended its insidious reach into our local economy such that businesses are now offering Twilight golf and Bella burgers.
23. Our society is slipping, and Twilight is just one of the symptoms.
[/quote]
For 12, I can give clarinet lessons. Bummer about 19, and... good luck

[Thy Geekdom Come]

Grievance: I just lost the game.

[Old_Joe]

I'm grieved that people try to donate carp and refuse to understand why we won't take it.

Edited December 24, 2009 by Old_Joe

[mcts]

grievance: I have to wake up quite a bit earlier than i want to go see a movie I definitely don't want to see with children who aren't mine and who probably won't behave.

[Thy Geekdom Come]

[quote name='Old_Joe' date='24 December 2009 - 12:43 AM' timestamp='1261633393' post='2025449']
I'm grieved that people try to donate carp and refuse to understand why we won't take it.
[/quote]
You need to submit to notalwaysright.com

[Era Might]

Grievance: mcts's avatar.

[homeschoolmom]

Well, I suppose it's time to move on to the feats of strength... who wants to wrestle dUSt and pin him?

[add]

what the heck is a [u]turkey neck[/u] good for? i hate tossing it in the trash, but i did!

PS: dinner is at 6:00 PM, you all come bye now, here

Edited December 24, 2009 by apparently

[Arpy]

BAGELS NO

[Gregorius]

[quote name='Raphael' date='24 December 2009 - 12:34 AM' timestamp='1261632856' post='2025442']
Grievance: I just lost the game.
[/quote]